saturday, may 6, 2006. 12:42pm

dave: what are grits made out of?
me: corn. hominy.
dave: now when you say "corn hominy"...
me: ENDOSPERM.
dave: what's endosperm?
me: the sex part of corn.
dave: really?
me: yeah
dave: how do they get so many?

sunday, april 16, 2006. 2:13pm.

i went to breakfast with my mom and little brother. on the way to the car afterwards, my mom was like BRB and wandered off. so i'm standing around waiting with my brother and he says, "why does mommy always do such weird stuff?" and i said "because she's insane."

saturday, april 15, 2006. 1:14pm.

i spent some quality time in my kitchen this morning trying to determine the difference between vanilla and french vanilla dreyer's brand ice cream. a direct comparison of the ingredients revealed the secret ingredient: yellow #6.

monday, april 3rd, 2006. 12:37pm.

swanson: if i get an interview, i'll get hired. because i'm so... white. and... tall

tuesday, march 21, 2006. 3:54am

http://www.latimesinteractive.com/webcam/goldfishcam/index.php

thursday, march 16, 2006. 1:18am.

i want to get the goatse man's hands tattooed on my ass, arranged properly so that when i bend over it all lines up properly. imagine you go to bang some girl in the ass and you see goatse man's hands on her ass. god... unf.

thursday, march 16, 2006. 1:12am.

i shaved my pubic hair into a penis.

sunday, march 12, 2006. 12:14pm.

well brother all I'm saying is that I miss the good old times... now they have 30 pairs of shoes... when I was your age they had only church shoes becasue they don;t need any footwear to get from the kitchen to the bedroom

monday, march 6, 2006. 1:24am.

roses are red. violets are blue. i'll fuck you with a rake.

sunday, march 5, 2006. 1:55am.

People think I'm a little wacky cause they'll be all "Hey good morning!" and I'll be all "FUCK YOU IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I"LL TEAR YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT AND FUCK THE HOLE...."

tuesday, february 28, 2006. 12:33am

cocks.

thursday, february 2, 2006. 2:13am.

mochabutt

tuesday, january 17, 2006. 9:12pm.

Always give unused pork to your dog or hurl it at the nearest vegetarian, with a cry of 'Catch!'. That'll teach them not to have a sense of humour.

friday, december 30, 2005. 3:21am.

I think it would be really cool if I woke up on x-mas morning to a loud noise and I got up expecting Santa to be leaving presents under the tree. But instead it was Jesus... Stealing presents. And he was all like "It's my birthday!!!

tuesday, december 27, 2005. 11:50pm.

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and
love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old
country doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches ... the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need -- a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a
new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" was the reply.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe
thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see ... 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" he replied again.
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe
was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some
new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache."

friday, december 9, 2005. 5:15am.

there are certain things where if i don't do them, they won't get done. like cleaning the toilet. so i finally decided i was going to have to clean it eventually. i went to my mom's and took a pack of lysol disinfecting wipes and i cleaned the toilet and then i sprayed the rest of it with some lysol. and now every time i walk into the bathroom i smell that god damned lysol. i was sitting there earlier and i was like what the fuck is this smell. "crisp linen" is the name. i started wondering why the fuck i had bought something that smelled like crisp linen. then i remembered. we bought it at costco in a 3pack. so i started thinking of the savings. and then the smell didnt bother me so badly.

tuesday, november 22, 2005. 11:20pm.

so i was on the bus today and this big fatty guy gets up and he waddles off the bus, but then he walked in front of the bus and i was like oh man he has a bicycle. how can he ride a bike, there has to be a weight limit, a point at which the wheels just collapse or something. but nah, he took his bike off the rack and straddled the poor thing and sort of rolled away... it was striking.

monday, november 21, 2005. 7:27pm.

bitches love me.

thursday, november 10, 2005. 1:34pm.

imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money. tour all around the world, telling stories about all the young girls.

monday, november 7, 2005. 12:37am.

miserable.

friday, october 14, 2005. 10:50am.

so i was eating mashed potatoes yesterday and decided i ddint want any more so i put em on the chair next to me. now that chair has been in the sun all morning and the mashed potatoes are still warm. it's like terrible genius. i don't have to warm em up

wednesday, october 5, 2005. 12:53am.

[00:44:33] <alvis> roses are red
[00:44:35] <alvis> violets are blue
[00:44:37] <alvis> omfg
[00:44:38] <alvis> stfu

sunday, september 25, 2005.

logistical problem when eating naked: no napkins.

wednesday, september 21, 2005. 5:58pm.

money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which is kind of the same thing.

monday, september 19, 2005. 11:20am.

this guy got on the bus last night when i was coming home from work. he looked like a pirate. he had a red bandana on his head and one ear pierced with a gold earring and was wearing a tanktop shirt, and he had black pants and boots and he had a parrot on his shoulder. a big one. and it was talking. and his tattoos looked like tropical island scenes. i got the impression that he just always looks like this. that's his style. i wish michael was a pirate.

friday, september 2, 2005. 2:59pm.

i feel bad for the cable guy. he must think i'm crazy. there's a penis pillow in my bed. like 3 feet long. and i have a ceramic penis thats a salt shaker. and it was on my nightstand. but i didnt want himt o see it and get scared. so i put it under my pillow. but he had to move the bed. and he moved the pillow. and pretended not to see it. he must have thought it was a dildo.

wednesday, august 10, 2005. 12:28am.

we came to smash everything and ruin your life. god sent us.

sunday, july 31, 2005. 9:45pm.

happy birthday to you, mrs. parker. happy birthday to you.

monday, july 18, 2005. 4:04pm.

so as i sit here eating my 12-day-old chocolate cake, i look around and start to realize that i live in unholy filth.

thursday, june 16, 2005. 6:23pm.

so the recipe called for raw cleaned shrimp, but instead we bought raw uncleaned shrimp and just threw them in whole, unshucked, with the poop in their back still. so there are a ton of crunchy poopy shrimp in the gumbo. i like it.

thursday, april 14, 2005. 8:36pm.

"i was confused once, then i came out of the closet - everything was fine." - jovan.

tuesday, april 12, 2005. 9:42pm.

http://www.chatbugs.com

monday, february 14, 2004. 10:15pm.

i met some guy today, a friend of a friend or something.
"hi i'm fish" oh YOU'RE fish "yeh" i've heard a lot about you.

monday, january 31, 2005. 3:53pm.

i asked my dr how long i'd be on drugs after surgery, he said he would give me as much as i wanted because he didnt want me to be in pain. what he really meant was, "i want to put it in your butt"

friday, january 28, 2005. 7:15am.

i like eating french fries with a fork.

tuesday, january 25, 2005. 12:40am.

i cleaned my room a bit and now it feels like there is this vast empty space behind me. it's unnerving.

sunday, january 23, 2005. 12:35am.

00:17:03 | exodus - blue is my fav color
00:17:14 | exodus - my ehyes are blue on the outside, with green on the inside
00:17:25 | exodus - with like a hazel ring inside the green
00:17:44 | exodus - it's really seductive
00:18:00 | exodus - if u looked into my eyes, i would have u doing anything i wanted
00:18:15 | exodus - u would be awestruck at the sexynes of my eyes
00:18:26 | exodus - maybe speechless
00:18:57 | goldfish - silence. i don't care about your eyes.

saturday, january 22, 2005. 10:25pm.

lemmings are sexy. when they die.

thursday, january 20, 2005. 9:36pm.

got me some mono and strep throat. had the mono since july. had the strep a couple months, i assume. tonsils out on tuesday.

so my mom just woke me up because she thought i was dead. i figure if she really thought i was dead, there was no fucking point in waking me up.

thursday, january 13, 2005. 1:12am.

[00:54:04] <Neep> okcupid's new theme is gay
[00:58:21] <Neep> at first I panicked and thought that suddenly I was gay and that the world looked different through gay eyes

tuesday, january 11, 2005. 8:16pm.

goldfish says:
your font is nonsense
Slashwin says:
Your comp's probably seeing it wrong.
goldfish says:
no
goldfish says:
i see it
goldfish says:
it just looks stupid
Slashwin says:
Hmm. Deal with it.
goldfish says:
k
Slashwin can't reply because you've blocked him or her.

sunday, january 9, 2005. 12:50am.

thursday, january 6, 2005. 5:46am.

my mom has this system to help her remind things she needs for the next day: she puts them on the floor, at the bottom of the stairs, by the door, on the stairs, on the floor. the only flaw in her plan is that i walk on the floor.

thursday, december 30, 2004. 3:39am.

i've been hesitant to update cause i'm so fond of that lil thing below...

monday, december 20, 2004. 2:14pm

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

sunday, december 19, 2004. 9:44pm.
double team, supreme.

[21:37:23] * disaanee has joined #okcupid
[21:37:51] <disaanee> ... Whoa. Lots of lowercase names
[21:38:45] <goldfish> lowercase is the new uppercase
[21:39:43] <disaanee> Damn trends, I can never keep up with them
[21:39:58] <goldfish> make your own, then people have to run to catch up and you can point and laugh at them
[21:40:15] <disaanee> I've never been that original, tragically
[21:41:05] * goldfish points and laughs at disaanee

sunday, december 19, 2004. 11:33am.

[11:30:19] * cuervo idly wonders if he's too drunk to drive.
[11:30:36] <pegasus> you don't have a car anyway
[11:30:51] <cuervo> yeah, but I've been playing a lot of GTA:SA.

friday, december 17, 2004. 11:23am.

[11:09:41] <puldis> but i know slang
[11:09:46] <puldis> somewhat..
[11:09:51] <goldfish> you should use it more often
[11:09:54] <goldfish> :)
[11:10:17] <goldfish> slowly you'll forget how to speak proper english and then you'll be like a native english speaker
[11:10:24] <puldis> haha
[11:10:37] <puldis> i'd like to speak proper english
[11:10:40] <puldis> bitch
[11:10:46] <Afbc0m> better
[11:10:46] <toastydeath> seriously you get made fun of for speaking properly
[11:10:48] <Afbc0m> now say slut
[11:10:50] <goldfish> <3 puldis
[11:10:57] <Afbc0m> CALL HER A SLUT
[11:10:59] <Afbc0m> MUAHAHAHA
[11:11:07] <puldis> "slut"?
[11:11:11] <Afbc0m> good man
[11:11:13] <goldfish> hehehe
[11:11:22] <toastydeath> puldis: a sexually promiscuous woman
[11:11:31] <puldis> yes i know this
[11:11:33] <Afbc0m> she has sex with everyone
[11:11:36] <Afbc0m> FOR FREE
[11:11:37] <toastydeath> O RLY
[11:11:38] <Afbc0m> ME NEXT
[11:11:40] <puldis> ho
[11:11:41] <goldfish> glad i could be an example
[11:11:58] <toastydeath> fish is an excellent example
[11:12:06] <toastydeath> of everything american women should be
[11:12:10] <toastydeath> LOOSE AND INTELLIGENT

wednesday, december 15, 2004. 12:58pm.

i keep ending up looking at websites which embarrass me and then i close the browser in a fit of guilt. when i was a kid i used to feel guilty about porn. now i am disgusted by dating sites and the stupid shit people say when they try to sell themselves.

tuesday, december 14, 2004. 6:13pm.

[16:47:19] <surekill> ditch em all, ill hook you up with fish for a nominal fee
[16:47:40] <goldfish> sk: i can pimp myself, thank you
[16:47:50] <mattrix_m> i get 15%
[16:48:11] <mmca> goldfish: let me... you will get a better class of client
[16:48:20] <goldfish> m: tempting
[16:49:03] <mmca> you let me know.. im here for you
[16:49:31] <noid> to quote m, behind every successful business theres always the korean guy.
[16:49:40] <noid> let m be your korean guy and you'll go far

saturday, december 11, 2004. 12:44am.

friday, december 10, 2004. 11:33pm.

[23:31:02] * Sirukin sticks his penis in your ear
[23:31:16] <goldfish> left or right?
[23:31:37] <Sirukin> left
[23:31:42] <goldfish> damn
[23:31:44] <goldfish> that's my virgin ear
[23:31:50] <Sirukin> hahaha

thursday, december 9, 2004. 2:24am.

[02:19:13] <sinonym> i got a surplus video camera
[02:19:15] <sinonym> i ought to practice with it. if i knew how to use it, i could make my fortune, shooting torture videos in iraq.
[02:19:45] <sinonym> guess i'd need a security clearance though
[02:19:53] <Ydobon> ???
[02:19:59] <sinonym> and body armour
[02:20:09] <Ydobon> You can shoot torture videos in Vegas, and you don't need a security clearance or body armor.
[02:20:46] <Ydobon> I got crackheads a short walk from my apartment who will do ANYTHING for $20.
[02:21:05] <Ydobon> I mean, if a woman will let you fuck her in the ass for $20, what'll she do for $200?

saturday, december 4, 2004. 10:36pm.

a man is driving along a long road next to a cliff when he see's a little girl standing at the guardrail looking over the edge. he gets out and walks up to her, and sees that she's crying. he asks her what's wrong and she points over the edge below at her parents laying dead in a car wreck. he starts to unbutton his pants and with a grin says "boy this just isn't your day, is it?"

friday, december 3, 2004. 12:20pm.

[12:15:40] <datamorph> very good.
[12:15:43] <datamorph> you get the gold star.
[12:16:17] * conundrum throws the gold star at datamorph's eye
[12:16:37] <goldfish> jew star
[12:17:06] <conundrum> Online communities accept every race, gender and social status; but still rank on jews.
[12:17:21] <conundrum> Clearly, the germans had it right.

wednesday, december 1, 2004. 2:36am.

people are easy to search when they're dead.

sunday, november 28, 2004. 3:00am

"But you're also probably thinking: "I don't give a damn, you're not {insert ethnicity or superficial quality here}." Well, you're probably right. But think of how rebellious you'll seem when you bring a black deviant home for dinner! You'll be the idol of your friends, and the outcast of your family. Indeed." - tim

saturday, november 13, 2004. 7:40pm.
double post. because i want a penis.

[19:37:59] <Strom_C> you know you've won the fight when you're raping the other guy up the ass
[19:38:12] <surekill> im never gonna fight strom... ever

saturday, november 13, 2004. 6:17am.

[05:52:02] <Accident> <goldfish>that's so deluxe.</goldfish>

-and-

[06:12:35] <Strom_TM> my signature on all my outgoing email here at work is:
[06:12:36] <Strom_TM> "It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of all sorts of modern electronic systems by the sense of achievement you receive just from getting them to work at all."

friday, november 12, 2004. 4:33pm.

<sizz> i climbed a tree, and saw one of my cats on the neighbors roof, and i was all "Whats up, you didnt know i could do that did you"

sunday, november 7, 2004. 11:59am.
double post, because justin can.

"fish i had the weirdest dream. you and shiva were trying to make a baby, but he couldn't come, so i had to suck his dick, but it had this plastic coating on it, so i took it off, and then i did the fish head, and he came, and you got me a cup and told me to spit in it, but i decided i wasn't going to, so i swallowed. and i think you got mad and turned into a giant and ended up outside of a blue and grey room and you lifted up the roof and then i woke up" - justin

sunday, november 7, 2004. 11:03am.

"why can't pants be edible? damn it..." - justin

monday, october 25, 2004. 12:28am.

[23:49:16] <mmca> oh and not that i know how to play this game called poker
[23:49:22] <mmca> but im sure someone will teach me
[23:49:33] <surekill> its like go fish right
[23:49:44] <mmca> like crazy 8s
[23:49:54] <surekill> bangin
[23:50:05] <goldfish> i pwn at go fish
[23:50:12] <mmca> no you dont
[23:50:16] <goldfish> yes i does
[23:50:24] <mmca> ok let play
[23:50:26] <goldfish> ok
[23:50:29] <mmca> do you have any 7s?
[23:50:35] <goldfish> go fish
[23:50:38] <mmca> hahah
[23:50:42] <mmca> that was fun
[23:50:45] <goldfish> yep
[23:50:49] <goldfish> did you like my mad skillez?
[23:50:52] <mmca> and you are good
[23:51:04] <goldfish> you're not too shabby yourself
[23:51:10] <mmca> danke

saturday, october 23, 2004. 10:23pm.

[22:17:41] <toastydeath> you sound pro-life
[22:17:50] <goldfish> me?
[22:17:54] <toastydeath> yeah
[22:18:02] <goldfish> no, i'm very pro-abortion
[22:18:10] <goldfish> to the point that i want to enforce it instead of making it a choice
[22:18:11] * noxic sets mode: +o goldfish

saturday, october 23, 2004. 11:19am.

[11:17:12] <RevDPklsn> if it wasn't sunday I'd have you do me a favor
[11:17:30] <Leia_Solo> its saturday dude
[11:17:37] <RevDPklsn> uh...
[11:17:45] <RevDPklsn> oh yeah..
[11:17:47] <RevDPklsn> lol
[11:17:53] <RevDPklsn> want to do me a favor?

friday, october 22, 2004. 4:08am.

[04:00:42] <ydobon> I only ask because when life gets really weird, I repeat a very simple mantra.
[04:01:01] <ydobon> "Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy."
[04:01:18] <ydobon> It gets me through some tough times.
[04:01:27] <fish> excellent.
[04:01:28] <ydobon> What keeps your head on straight, fishy?
[04:01:32] <fish> my neck

wednesday, october 20, 2004. 11:11pm.

[21:43:47] <^Snake> someone give me something worthwhile to do with my time.
[21:44:11] * surekill unzips pants
[21:44:19] <^Snake> .....
[21:44:26] <surekill> its a big project, but you can handle it

wednesay, october 20, 2004. 5:24pm.

[04:36:51] <goldfish> brb hunting/gathering
[04:37:12] <surekill> Ug be here when wo-man back

sunday, october 17, 2004. 10:20pm.

[23:30:47] <Shua-z> i had to ditch my weed when the cops showed
[23:31:07] <Shua-z> I am bleading to death and delerious... but not too much to hide my drugs

wednesday, october 13, 2004. 5:32am.

[05:30:52] <Strom_TM> goldfish: jesus, im probably more obsessed with telephones than you are with cocks and even i dont go carving telephones in pumpkins
[05:31:00] <goldfish> you should.

tuesday, october 12, 2004. 12:47pm.

written on 2-4-04

A quick lesson in grammar: "Than" is not the same as "Then". "Then" is used to show time passing. "Than" is used as a comparison. For example:

"I've got bigger balls THAN you do."

Or

"You do her first, THEN I will."

Thank you for your time.

Love,
Fish

sunday, october 10, 2004. 10:40pm.

[22:36:48] * surekill pours soda on floor, in memory of superman
[22:37:07] <goldfish> hhahaha
[22:37:20] * surekill goes to find a towel

friday, october 8, 2004. 3:58pm.

[15:39:51] <surekill> i think boiling water might be my new fetish of the week, the waterheater tripped out, me got blasted with scalding water, and got hard

thursday, october 7, 2004. 1:27am.

[01:19:05] * surekill hugs anna "so little girl... want some candy?"
[01:19:16] * SistrAnna nods nods nods
[01:19:36] <SistrAnna> but only if you be my sex slave.
[01:19:38] <surekill> well then sweet thing... i got a lolly in my pants...
[01:20:06] <SistrAnna> fuck that, you want someone to suck your cock, you find a shell to host marie on
[01:20:13] * surekill gets out the champagne, dims the lights, and puts on some barry white techno remixes
[01:20:23] <surekill> awwwwwww turned down
[01:20:44] <pegasus> marie is 12, and she lubs da cock
[01:21:07] * surekill hugs peg "so little guy... want some candy?"
[01:21:18] * pegasus knees surekill in the testicles
[01:21:24] * goldfish giggles
[01:21:33] * surekill lays on ground in fetal position

wednesday, october 6, 2004. 11:28pm.

swansonized (2:27:37 AM): and i'm in middle of a war
swansonized (2:27:46 AM): against a numerically superior enemy
swansonized (2:27:47 AM): oh well
swansonized (2:27:49 AM): life sucks
swansonized (2:27:50 AM): time to sleep
swansonized signed off at 2:27:54 AM.

sunday, october 3, 2004. 5:19pm.

swansonized (5:15:28 PM): i bought rome: total war
swansonized (5:15:33 PM): nice knowing you, have a good life

saturday, october 2, 2004. 5:21pm.

[16:09:16] <pegasus> i wonder if they'll lower the age of consent by 1/3rd if they manage to figure out how to keep us from needing to sleep
[16:09:49] <pegasus> because theoretically, you should develop mentally 1/3rd faster
[16:11:40] <pegasus> that would make the age of consent == 12, and bring things more back in line with the old ways

friday, october 1, 2004. 10:01pm.

[21:23:52] <surekill> if i had a chick goin down on me, id be done in about 30 seconds

thursday, september 30, 2004. 5:36pm.

[17:30:33] <sev_7> what kind of chick would want to fuck grease faced lanrats?
[17:31:01] <pegasus> i honestly believe that word is starting to get out that geeks are the best in bed
[17:31:20] <pegasus> see, we start out with no access to pussy, so what do we do
[17:31:22] <pegasus> we study it
[17:31:29] <pegasus> and what is the easiest thing to study?
[17:31:31] <pegasus> anatomy.
[17:32:15] <pegasus> end result being, that geeks know where to find 'the man in the canoe'
[17:32:33] <pegasus> and jocks know where to find their football, if they're lucky

wednesday, september 29, 2004. 2:00am.

[01:54:27] * funkyfres is now known as bigshark
[01:54:34] * bigshark ate goldfish
[01:54:45] * goldfish is now known as ninjafish
[01:54:50] <surekill> haha
[01:54:53] * ninjafish pwns bigshark
[01:54:59] * bigshark is now known as leetfish
[01:55:09] * surekill is now known as benyhana

tuesday, september 28, 2004. 5:04pm.
and today's double post is:

[15:41:29] <nahemah> <goldfish:#watch> "[07:44:09] * nahemah curls up in peg's lap and strokes her
[15:41:30] <nahemah> strap-on"
[15:41:30] <nahemah> <goldfish> "[07:44:21] <nahemah> where's fish"
[15:41:30] <nahemah> <goldfish> ahhahahaa
[15:41:30] <nahemah> <goldfish> shower time. afk
[15:41:33] <nahemah> she went to masturbate

tuesday, september 28, 2004. 2:08pm.

[07:44:09] * nahemah curls up in peg's lap and strokes her strap-on
[07:44:14] <nahemah> he took away all my fun
[07:44:21] <nahemah> where's fish
[07:44:23] <nahemah> i bet she'd like it
[07:44:29] <pegasus> probably asleep
[07:44:33] <nahemah> hrm
[07:44:40] <nahemah> she's bi-girl phobic anyway
[07:44:44] <nahemah> :/

monday, september 27, 2004. 2:02pm.
this double post shit is becomming a trend.

[13:49:31] * Sirukin pokes goldfish
[13:49:45] * goldfish kills Sirukin
[13:50:11] * Sirukin lies on the channel floor brutalized by the ever vicious channel pet goldfish
[13:50:29] * goldfish grins contentedly

monday, september 27, 2004. 12:21am.

[00:18:21] <pegasus> but that doesn't change the fact that my best skill is in the sack
[00:18:44] <surekill> which quest did you do to raise that skill?

saturday, september 25, 2004. 3:00am.
double post, because it's worth it

[02:56:54] <surekill> i feel pretty, oh do pretty, nanana pretty and gaaaaay

saturday, september 25, 2004. 2:30am.

[01:45:36] * goldfish is now known as ninjafish
[01:45:44] <surekill> hahaha
[01:45:44] * ninjafish kills ninjesus
[01:45:50] <ninjafish> pwnt
[01:45:53] <Shua-Z> woa
[01:45:57] <Shua-Z> your hard core
[01:46:05] <surekill> she fish she hardcore
[01:46:08] <ninjafish> haha
[01:46:10] <ninjafish> you know it.
[01:46:13] * You were kicked by Shua-Z (dont fuck with jesus)

friday, september 24, 2004.

[04:32:14] Accident> sk is a noob.
[04:32:20] * surekill feelz accident
[04:32:29] Accident> <3
[04:32:32] * SlipperyS feelz fishy
[04:32:38] goldfish> wth
[04:32:50] goldfish> so much feeling going on fishy lately
[04:32:51] * Accident protects fishie
[04:32:54] goldfish> haha
[04:32:54] Accident> get away from my fishie
[04:32:58] goldfish> hahaha
[04:33:00] * Accident feeds goldfish some icecream
[04:33:01] surekill> lol
[04:33:03] goldfish> nice
[04:33:10] * Accident hugs fishie
[04:33:15] * goldfish <3 Accident
[04:33:16] * surekill flushs goldfish

thursday, september 23, 2004. 3:52am.

[23:55:15] * conundrum misses childhood.
[23:55:23] * goldfish is still in childhood
[23:55:29] <conundrum> We know.
[23:56:06] <pegasus> she has an awful lot of boob, and not very much hymen, for being a kid

wednesday, september 22, 2004. 2:47pm.

[14:43:45] <conundrum> Wow. goldfish go wear a dress or something.
[14:43:50] <conundrum> You == dude.

monday, september 20, 2004. 10:53pm.

http://www.bash.org/?234970
http://www.bash.org/?400008

sunday, september 19, 2004. 5:09pm.

"What if there was a douche for male genitalia? That would be pretty weird. And pointless. I bet someone could make millions off of that" - my little brother, age 14

friday, september 17, 2004. 4:15am.

[04:11:53] * Accident touces kurced all over
[04:12:06] <goldfish> that never gets old...
[04:12:08] <goldfish> duno why
[04:12:09] * kurced shoves cattle prod up accidents peehole
[04:12:16] * Accident moans
[04:12:18] <goldfish> haha
[04:12:26] * kurced slices his balls off real quick like
[04:12:28] <Accident> pres butan baby
[04:12:30] <Accident> oh yes
[04:12:32] * kurced feeds them to him
[04:12:33] <Accident> cut off those balls
[04:12:34] <goldfish> hahahha
[04:12:34] <Accident> mmm
[04:12:37] <Accident> so tasty

tuesday, september 14, 2004. 11:21pm.

[23:11:53] <Sirukin> speaking of sinners.
[23:12:31] <Sirukin> and perverts...
[23:13:18] * pegasus does the parade wave

sunday, september 12, 2004. 12:52am.

http://www.phuzion.com/relay/msg0057.wav

http://grouphug.us/confessions/618825348

saturday, september 11, 2004. 11:29pm.

well this is what happens when you're pissed about being pissed

friday, september 10, 2004. 10:39pm.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=techtv.wmv

thursday, september 9, 2004. 12:09am.

[22:20:15] <goldfish> i've put into good use during class something i learned from years of having a webcam
[22:20:22] <goldfish> i can yawn with my mouth closed
[22:20:40] <goldfish> without changing the expression of rapt attention on my face

monday, september 6, 2004. 3:04pm.
double post, because i can.

[14:53:53] <noid> man cant wait for the work week to start
[14:54:08] <noid> school starts agan for most
[14:54:15] <noid> keep some of the retards off the net

monday, september 6, 2004. 4:07am.

wtf.

monday, august 30, 2004. 4:10am.

<Accident> i like it long
<Accident> i just didnt know it could get that big

saturday, august 28, 2004. 8:31pm.

[20:21] <Accident> why does everybody always think i'm only nice when i want something :(
[20:21] <goldfish> because you were nice and now you want something
[20:22] <Accident> i was nice before too.
[20:22] <goldfish> maybe because you thought you might need something later

thursday, august 26, 2004. 12:10pm.

[11:39] goldfish> brb - hunting/gathering
[11:44] goldfish> mm ice cream
[11:53] kurced_> mm pizza
[11:54] goldfish> fuck... now i want pizza
[11:54] goldfish> damn youz
[11:54] kurced_> =)
[11:54] goldfish> ...
[11:55] goldfish> more hunting/gathering
[11:59] goldfish> i found ghetto frozen pizza
[12:00] goldfish> good enough
[12:03] kurced_> lol
[12:04] goldfish> :D
[12:04] goldfish> i burned my tongue on the first bite, so it almost tastes good
[12:04] goldfish> it reminds me of toast with ketchup on it

tuesday, august 24, 2004. 5:28pm

mindless self indulgence.

monday, august 23, 2004. 9:28am.

<zerodvde> if someone's f'ing sheep, as long as their happy I don't care to know the details
[09:19] <Strom_C> but it's not a sheep, its fish
[09:19] <zerodvde> and I'm not saying either is a sheep!

sunday, august 22, 2004. 8:30pm.

http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/1299.jpg

saturday, august 14, 2004. 12:42am.

<Sirukin> who would like to assist me in transcribing the bible into leet speak?
<fishtez> haha
<fishtez> th0u sh4lt n0t pk
<fishtez> th0u sh4lt n0t c0v3t thy n31ghb0rz ph4t l3wtz
<Sirukin> lol
<Sirukin> fishtez j00 1n?
<fishtez> s1
<Sirukin> w3 c0uld st4rt a n3w r3l1g10n
<Sirukin> the j33t
<fishtez> g00d pl4n
<Sirukin> 1 b3l13v3 1n j35u5!
<nahemah> ...
<nahemah> that type of talk shouldnt be in here
<fishtez> pr4153
<nahemah> :(
<fishtez> haha
<Sirukin> ph33r t3h b1bl3 s4l35m3n
<Sirukin> mwuhaha

wednesday, august 11, 2004. 10:07pm.
double post, because i can

[F4T4L_3RR0R] I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
[F4T4L_3RR0R] "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"

wednesday, august 11, 2004. 9:12am.

"My mom got rid of all my boy stuff and told me if i wanted to dress like a girl i could but i was not aloud to dress as a boy again." - http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-12828.html

thursday, august 5, 2004. 11:03pm.

biSEXual virgin: he isnt speaking to me right now
biSEXual virgin: because i put him in his place too roughly
biSEXual virgin: ...
biSEXual virgin: i think i called him a troll

wednesday, august 4, 2004. 10:20pm.

lookctgison: i'll just start making out with swanson

monday, august 2, 2004. 3:59pm.

http://neistat.com/pages/video_holding/goldfish_holding.htm

sunday, august 1, 2004. 10:34pm.

f o s h i z l y: my parents are totally porking
biSEXual virgin: get a camera and a drill
f o s h i z l y: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING EVER
f o s h i z l y: theyre fighting while having sex
biSEXual virgin: hahahhahah
biSEXual virgin: nice
f o s h i z l y: i didnt think that was possible
biSEXual virgin: ive seen ppl do it in porns
f o s h i z l y: "stop talking"
biSEXual virgin: like amateur shit
f o s h i z l y: "why do you always tell me to stop talking?"
biSEXual virgin: hahahhahahhah
biSEXual virgin: NICE
f o s h i z l y: "will you just shut the hell up im trying to do this"
biSEXual virgin: VERY NICE
f o s h i z l y: "why do you always have to make a big deal out of everything"
biSEXual virgin: hhahhahahhahhah
f o s h i z l y: "i dont think i can keep this up, youre so difficult"
biSEXual virgin: yea its bad times when u cant even stop arguing long enough to fuck
f o s h i z l y: "i thuoght that was what you liked about me"
biSEXual virgin: jesus christ
f o s h i z l y: yeah
f o s h i z l y: lolZ
biSEXual virgin: thats so great
f o s h i z l y: yeah i know lol
f o s h i z l y: its really not but its damn funny
biSEXual virgin: veryvery
biSEXual virgin: haha
f o s h i z l y: im gonna go drown my sorrows in the bathtub
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
biSEXual virgin: have fun

thursday, july 29, 2004. 7:50pm.

lookctgison: bring the kitty and some ketchup

tuesday, july 20, 2004. 5:17pm.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

sunday, july 18, 2004. 3:21am.

THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR: I HAVE A CELL PHONE! STOCK UP ON WATER AND CANNED FOOD, BUY A GENERAT0R!!!!!!11 THIS IS WORSE THAN Y2K...

wednesday, july 14, 2004. 1:15am.

i'm your problem now.

saturday, july 10, 2004. 2:47am.

my grampa has one really long, straight, white hair growing out of the side of his ear.

tuesday, july 6, 2004. 12:02am.

today's my birthday.

thursday, june 24, 2004. 12:31pm.

thomas.loc.gov  
bill #s89

wednesday, june 23, 2004. 1:52pm.

hell... afghanistan's no fun...

thursday, june 17, 2004. 9:17am.

someone asked me yesterday if i was excited about graduation, and i realised that im more excited about wearing blue things than i am about graduating. i had a nightmare that i forgot to dye my hair, so when i woke up i went to a mirror. not that i was naked onstage, not that i needed an extra class so i dint graduate. that i FORGOT TO DYE MY HAIR. something is off...

sunday, june 6, 2004. 11:46pm.

life is beautiful.

saturday, june 5, 2004. 5:28pm.

i'm my own best friend.

tuesday, june 1, 2004. 7:17pm.

and as i sat on the couch eating a bowl of coffee ice cream, i was struck with the fact that i had become my mother.

monday, may 31, 2004. 1:36pm

welcome to california: home of beautiful women, fancy cars and movie stars. home of crooked cops, dirty thugs, crips, and bloods. if this is your final destination - aww shit, we hope you brought your strap.

wednesday, may 26, 2004. 8:51am

i went to prom. naked.

monday, may 10, 2004. 7:37pm.

i have a crush on a comic book character.

tuesday, may 4, 2004. 9:39pm.

i had this paper due friday, for government. i didnt write it on thursday. i didnt write it ont he weekend, or on sunday. every night i would think about doing it, decide not to, then sleep like a baby. so monday night i decided to write it. so i did. it took me like 5 hours and i took like 6 breaks to kill kittens... helps me focus. i almost fell asleep around 1am, but i wasnt done yet, so i kept writing and then at 2am i was done. and i couldnt sleep. i had nothing that i should have been doing, so i couldnt sleep. when i have homeworkt hat im putting off, i sleep great, but when there is nothing that i should be doing. i cant sleep. i was up till 3:30am before i managed to fall asleep... and it still wasnt good sleep. course all of this would be irrelevant if i had somebody to sleep next to. then id sleep all day. hehe.

monday, may 3, 2004. 4:13pm.

iv got this nasty bruise on my leg, near my knee. so last night i shaved my legs and wore shorts just so somebody would comment on it and then id be happy. so i was sitting there at lunch and jade was like howd u get that, and im like i dont know. and that was it.

saturday, may 1, 2004. 1:56pm

biSEXual virgin: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/05/01/dea.shooting.ap/index.html
Trunksblade13: good.
 
if you like what you see, sign my fuckin guestbook. it makes me jizz.

saturday, april 24, 2004. 12:15pm

swansonized: your mom thinks you're a whore
biSEXual virgin: everyone thinks im a whore
swansonized: yea
 
theyr wrong tho. im not a whore. i wish i was tho. at least whores get paid.

sunday, april 18, 2004. 4:21am.

i was about to go to sleep when i noticed that it was 4:20 and i started hurrying into this thing to update my page before a minute passed but i know i wouldnt make it and then i didnt, and i got here at 4:21. and then i started planning how i was going to type this, how i was going to say that i wondered why i even cared that it was 4:20 and why i needed something so silly to finally urge to me to update my site. and now im sitting here planning how im going to say what i already planned to say. i feel divine.

saturday, april 17, 2004. 3:45am.

im talkn to some guy off jdate.com. this site is crazy. they all look like my jew uncles. oh well, its more entertaining than sleep.

friday, april 16, 2004. 3:14am

i dont want to go to sleep. iv got nobody to talk to. im not even bored. i just lonely. its unleet. i even started msging random people, but none of them are deluxe. i guess ill watch a movie, but that doesnt sound particularly exciting. oh well. good times.

monday, april 12, 2004. 4:14am

i dont have anything spectacular to say. i went insane earlier and started burning things. oh well. im too bored to go to sleep. woe is me. bitch bitch, moan moan. i watchd this pron that was rly boring. ud think a bitch whos in porn could at least learn to fake well. she kept talking god damn it. it was so lame. and she had to her shoes on. kept hitting the guy in the back of th ehead with her fuckin shoes. i woulda slapped that bitch. anyway, i met ron jeremy.

wednesday, april 7, 2004. 2:59pm

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

monday, march 29, 2004. 7:45pm

yesterday, sunday, i did a whole pile of laundry. i washed all the clothes id worn in two weeks, plus my comforter, sheets, and all my pillows. then around 4am i wanted to go to sleep, but my bed dint have any sheets on it, it was just a mattress, and i was too lazy to put the clean sheets on, so i just put on my robe and slept on my couch. for an hour. then i went to school. then i came home and wanted to sleep, and yet, still, my bed was unmade. so finally like 10 min ago i made my bed and its all clean and iv got like 6 pillows and i took a shower and now im going to go get in bed and not be able to sleep.

sunday, march 28, 2004. 4:40pm

kill the poor tonight.

friday, march 26, 2004. 10:11am

swansonized: picking up someone elses popcorn is so jewish
 
I R TEH KING OF TEH JEWS!!!!!!!!1

tuesday, march 24, 2004. 12:32am

i feel quite nice.

thursday, march 18, 2004. 9:45pm

i need to pee. i just took the puritytest.com test again and my score was 50%. my score on january 2, 2004 was 53, so iv gotten 3% worse in 3 months. 100% is angel, 0% is badbad.

wednesday, march 17, 2004. 6:44pm

nap time.

tuesday, march 16, 2004. 4:30pm.

thats my boy.
(this fuckin thing is too long and is fuckin up the whole pages format, so im cuttin it in half. suck my cock, please)
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/fun.games
/03/16/boy.videogame.reut/index.html

sunday, march 14, 2004. 10:45pm

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

wednesday, march 10, 2004. 3:49pm

oh shit! PH33R!!!!!!!!

monday, march 8, 2004. 9:58pm

god is in the tv.

sunday, march 7, 2004. 5:16pm

i need to put away my clean clothes. and do my laundry. and take a shower. but none of these are realistic goals. and they will not happen. thank you for your time.

saturday, march 6, 2004. 11:14am

http://www.pyrrha.org/pulp/

when im a guy:

. You are the king of smooth -- enough said. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

when im a bitch:

. You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping - often rapturing - those you meet. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

thursday, march 4, 2004. 7:44pm

it's been a weird life today.

wednesday, february 3, 2004. 8:32am.

last night i had a dream that i fucked brendan fraser... i love sleep....
 
*added 3-4-04:
this post was originally posted on march third, not february third.

sunday, february 29, 2004. 11:19am

yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

monday, february 23, 2004. 5:40pm

hash browns, french fries, and strawberry waffles: an average meal in the life of fish.

sunday, february 22, 2004. 1:17am

i had fun last night.

wednesday, february 18, 2004.

made you look.

tuesday, february 17, 2004. 10:22pm

you can't live your life by lyrics.

You are Mike!

Which SLC Punk are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

monday, february 16, 2004. 10:13am

i dont like big butts and i can lie.

saturday, february 14, 2oo4. 5:16pm

whats goin on in the world today? ppl fighting, feudin, lootin, its ok. let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll. tell em dre: it aint nuttin but music.

friday, february 13, 2004. 9:05pm

forget it bitch, ur nipples look like AK bullets.
 
added, 9:14pm:
 
 all the independant women in the house: show us your tits and shut your mothafuckin mouth

thursday, february 12, 2004. 6:35pm

ppl keep asking if im getting laid on valentines day. so far the answer is no. if anybody wants to sex me, im taking applications. my sn is bisexual virgin. im not given out my number cuz ppl always call late at night and wake up my mommy.

wednesday, february 11, 2004. 8:37am

if anyone wondered, i date this thing when i start writing it. sometimes it takes me an hour or so cuz i get distracted. sneaker pimps are pimp. i woke up today and i was late and im outside and im like oh shit its wednesday, no skoo till 930. so i went back inside and here i am. bored. no internet for 9 fucking days and after the first hour im bored out of my mind. the internet is not leet.

tuesday, february 10th, 2004. 6:11pm

im naked

sunday, january 11, 2004. 4:39pm.

YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

Thursday, january 8, 2004. 5:26pm

oppositional defiancy.

wednesday, january 7, 2004. 8:46am

you could get better traction if you hit it from the side.

monday, january 5, 2004. 9:14pm

sometiems i update pages on my site without updating the main page. sometimes i walk away without putting up an away msg. sometimes i walk around naked. sometimes i watch pron. no my bad. thats all the time.

friday, january 2, 2004. 12:14am

i felt obligated to update on january first, but i guess its too late for that...

wednesday, december 24, 2003. 11:08am.

i dont know what day it is. yo ho ho and a bottle of drugs.

tuesday, december 16, 2003. 3:43pm

btw, renegades of funk by rage against the machine is a good song. and walstreet is a good movie, unless you are stupid and cant see past the lame 80's music and film style.

tuesday, december 16, 2003. 3:22pm

shit man i havent been able to edit my site for like... a month. stupid thing wouldnt work. it was being a bitch like no fuck you this page aint gona load motherfucker, what now bitch, what now! anyway. so it works now and all the things i had wanted to edit, i dont rly care about anymore.

tuesday, november 25, 2003. 4:38pm

today i saved 3 lives.

sunday, november 9, 2003. 10:47am

stop breathing.

thursday, november 6, 2003. 6:25pm

i am 78.5% X-rated.  that is 8.5% more horny than bennett. thank you, come again.

friday, october 24, 2003. 4:02pm

http://www.msnbc.com/news/984141.asp?vts=102420031546

thursday, october 16, 2003. 7:56pm

the people who live in my house are having a candle lit dinner. 20 feet away im hunched at a computer surrounded by the remains of my lunch listening to rap, putting off doing my economics homework. people who are comfortable having a candle lit dinner filled with monologues where everyone listens with feigned rapt attention make me wonder what the world is coming to.

monday, october 13, 2003. 3:11pm

everytime i turn on a lightswitch when my hands are wet, i hope that ill get electrocuted, bcuz it would make a really good story.

wednesday, october 8, 2003. 3:59pm

1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d

i can read it.

today es friday, october 3, 2003. 4:44pm

before today i always thought of the verb head as giving head to a guy. today i was enlightened. its called head because its putting ur head between soemones legs. so that makes more sense. but now when i was writing this i realized that u dont rly put ur head between ur legs when u give 0ral pleasure to a guy. anyway. im going to play simcity now.

wednesday, october 1, 2003. 10:44pm

when i think, i always imagine typing out the words in my head. and i cant stop.

saturday, september 27, 2003. 5:04pm

saw scarface last night in teh hollehwood dome. so leet. when i was a kid i saw a cartoon where a guy had a coat on and he opened it and was like say hello to my little friend and a midget jumped out with a gun.so during scarface i kept waiting for the midget.

saturday, september 20, 2003. 4:09pm

wednesday, september 17, 2003. 7:46pm

tomorrow the milk expires.

monday, september 8, 2003. 6:22am

i feel like pinnochio in teh disney movie and im on my way to school and that bitchass wolf and the other guy are like dont go to school. and im like ok.

saturday august 23 2003. 12:54 PM

one time when i was a kid this girl came over that i hated playing with but she always came over cuz she was like my only friend and my mom would always invite her over. so she was there and i rly dint wana play with her so i ran into my parents room and tried to lock her out but she stuck her fingers between the door when i tried to close it and i fuxed her fingers up. they werent broken but it probly hurt like shit. was all bruised. but i didnt feel bad about it, i hated that girl.

tuesday, august 19, 2003. 10:43pm

sometimes i walk around corners in my house too quickly, and i walk into the wall.

saturday, august 16, 2003. 9:43pm

sometimes, just sometimes, my life makes me sick. maybe this is what they mean, about how when your young, everything is simple. maybe i feel sick because im young, and have it so easy. but im scared. im scared that maybe i just have it easy, and some people just don't.

wednesday, august 13, 2003. 9:27am

im having a nice day. 

tuesday august 12. 9:42am

i made these things. take them. dun make teh lie. hehe.

test number0 uno

test numberoh tw0h

saturday, august 9, 2003. 7:33am

my mom got this thing called a light box. its a superdeluxehardcore lightbulb that is supposed to simulate sunlight. its used for ppl who live in places where theres not a lotta sun, like up north and shiz and they get depressed during the winter. and its also used for idiots like me who cant sleep in any normal fashion. i really thought i was sleeping weird bcuz i wanted to. but then i started missing things i wanted to go to. bcuz i couldnt get up. i still dont know if that has anything to do with sleep. maybe i couldnt get up cuz i dint wana go outside cuz i dont wana see ppl and have to deal with life. but mayb all this shit will b solved if i wasnt so fuckin tired during the day. anyway we set this bitch up so that i can be on el computat0r at the same time. u gotta have this light shine on u for 30 min evry morning. so its been like 30 minutes. maybe if i leave it on longer, itll work better. i guess ill turn it off in an hour or so when my mom comes down and asks how long its been on. i like it cuz its a white light, so it doesnt turn shit ur tryin to read yellow. vote for arnold.

thursday august 7, 2003. 5:43am

my friend [calvin] called and woke me up today[wednesday, august 6, 2003] at 4pm and hes like im in the hospital im like oh ok. why. and hes like i had my appendix out, im like cool. hes like yeh. im like how many stitches, hes like none. im like damn. hes like yeh. im like want me to come visit you. hes like yeh. so i went and visited my friend at teh hospital today. i got to see him in a gown. it was funny. i also saw the 3 insicions they made to take out his appendix. it was dirty. vote for arnold.

august two.
iv been in a weird mood for the last few weeks. talk to me, its fun.

july 27
jesus those fucking counters have been the downfall of this site... most popular os: macintosh. GD

july 22 oh three
a bunch of things happened and i cant remember what they were and i dont care. talk to me, i like that. ask me questions, i like that too.

july 17, 03.

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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july 15, 03
this just in: johnny depp may actually be better than brad pitt. more updates to come.

july 12, 03
i dont have shit to say. i dont know why im doing this. help me....

july 10.
im tired. updating for the sake of it.

july 9 03
im a flake, it sucks. i think im going to change that, it bothers me. today was dads birthday. saw pirates of the caribean. johnny depp is a sexy bitch. shit.. id hit it so hard. with a fire truck. just for "chink". was a good movie too. disney is getting better, people actually died. there was blood. i liked it. im lookin for a job. job fish.

toesday july 8
mr macintosh has looked at this page 4 times since i put up the thing yesterday. it woulda been funnier if they had seen it and then stopped lookin. i watched american beauty again last night. its so good. kevin spaceys kinda sexy. and that young guy, the neighbor boy, hes sexy too. yep. stupid fucking mac.

monday july 7.
somebodys been lookin at my site religiously with a mac. i only know two ppl with macs, and neither of them should be looking at my site... if its you, tell me. cuz i think its realy fuckin funny. ok. by buy

sunday july 6 2003.
todays my aniversary. so far today im done some aniversary laundry. and i cleaned my aniversary room. it was sorta two birds with one stone cuz the messy part was the clothes on the floor,a nd i picked them up to clean em. its too hot today.

saturday july 5
im in a shitty mood cuz everyone sucks. people make me so angry. everything makes me so angry. and on top of it all, im not even guna get laid on my birthday.
 
PooLatka: i don't need your pity (i wish AIM had a smiley of a dude spitting)

thursday july 3.
i was tired, so i went to sleep. and i woke up at 11pm. fun stuff.
 
biSEXual virgin: wow if i move my boxers just right it looks like i have a penis
swansonizd: thank you.
biSEXual virgin: anytime
biSEXual virgin: i could get used to this

tuesday july 1.
today is mommys birthday. i really like mindless self indulgence. its deluxe. anywho. i got 49 candles for my mommy, cuz shes 49. i also got some relighting ones, but she doesnt know that. i slept thru my summerschool today. i dreamed i woke up and my teacher burped really fucking loud and i wa slike wtf. and then im like wait we dont have a textbook... this is a math class not history and im like wow i guess im asleep. it was fun. we saw 2 fast 2 furious. calvin said it best, it was a bad movie. but it was entertaining. it was the worst acting i have seen in a while. the dialogue sucked my balls too. it was a bigbig let down cuz the first one was so deluxe. i also dont think there were enuf cars.

monday june 30.
i like mindless self indulgance. the music, not the act. i wantd to go to sleep but i gotta go to shrink. so sleepy fishee. today was sumr skoo. my teachers cool.

sunday june 29 2003.
some people fantasize about sex. but not me, i fantasize about losing all responsibility. ok i fantasize about  sex too.

saturday june 28.
saw 28 days later. that shit was tight.

friday june 27. shit i had this all typed and fuckin tripod erased it like a bitch. summer skoo starts monday. ohw ell, its coo. bennett gave me a hardcore compliment, gj. hehe. anywhooooo. seein 28 days later tomarow. call me if u wana come. yeh. thats enuf...

thursday june 26. yeh my birthdays july 6. come to me casa. i love cake. btw no one fuckin said shit about that thing i said about the music thing anywho........ im bored. chinks sposed to come over and calcal....... bored fish..........all i wanted was a pepsi

wednesday june 25. i been gettin up early all week testin for teh special edz0-r. sleepy fish. i stayed up last night readin teh harry potter. gotta love that shiz. heh heh heh. im feeling very pimp today. my birthdays on july 6th. come to my house. we have cake and pie and pussy and such,wait. no pussy. just cake and pie. and no fucking my pie! oh shit im going crazy that dint make sense....

today is sunday june 22. calvins here. we went to the park with chris and chris almost shit himself and had to run home. but first calvin pushed me off the swing. i fell on my ass and the sandbox and i became very close. i didnt like it. when i got home i burned myself on some mother fucking STEAM of all god damn things. i was so out of it, i think i nuked my frozen fud. its never that hot before or something. anywho. oh yes. "chink" is VD.

? ????saturday june 21. i was thinkn bout adding a section for music stuff... like i have for movies and books. i dont know... i dont really need that bcuz i always just go dl it when i think of it. did u guys wana have a list of music i likez0r? tell me.

friday june 20. i feel nice. i like yearbook time. ppl are so nice. this G in my class, was like your the funniest girl iv ever met. and it made me happy. i also learned today that i dont have a long enough attention span to shave both legs......

thursday june 19. a fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - winston churchill

wednesday june 18. i guess i feel a little better. i duno. i coudlnt sleep last night cuz i couldnt sotp thinking abou it. today i read my yearbook. acker said i was the shiznit. and max called me a sex goddess. it made my day. like more than made my day.

tuesday june 17. got an A on my health final, bringing me up to a C-. im happy. took my autoshop and geometry final today. auto went fine, i sorted sockets and got fondled by big mike. geometry was multiple choice. but there were so many choices. i feel like shit. i did something that bothers me but i cant tell anyone. this is the first time ive been in this situation. normally theres always at least One person i can tell. but im so embarassed about this that i cant say shit. this is my dirty secret. one of many.

sunday june 15. tomarows 1st period final. health class. its fun. i like it. i get to talk about sex for 50 minutes. its fun. ive been playing black & white. so i dont need you anymore. ok i lied i do. lonely fish. by buy

friday june 6. fish bored/lonely. all alone. on friday. sUx0rs. im listening to stolen babies. good. hehe. i havnt updated in a long time. im guna put mor elinks and books and stuff.

wednesday may 28. jewjewjew. no skoo for fish, my peepee is broken again. stayed home and talkd to a guy who sells pr0n. hehe. i think i did somethin else too. oh yea i cleaned up my mp3s a lil. ive updated the stuff in my quiz results page a lot. and someone better fuckin sign my guestbook except bennett.

monday may 26. i love coloring. ralphs sucks, theyr coloring contest is over and i just got the thing to enter. *cries* ok by buy
 
DrChink19: RALPHS PNWT J00

friday may 23. i was so fucking tired this morning that i just went back to sleep. i feel like shit i shoulda gone to schoo. i was doing so well....
 
hahahha im a fucking genius. i edited the color in that html code below all by my fucking self... actually www.htmlgoodies.com did it for me... sorta

monday may 19. sleepy. going to sleep now. its 430am

sunday may 18. chink loves guns. im pregnant

sunday may 18. im a very angry person. im just very angry. fuck most of you.

friday may 16. CIPUTRA PAGE UPDATE~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!

thursday may 15. duno,, just remember i had as ite.... figirued id update it. i dotn care aobut my spelling or ytping. im too lazy. hungry. no food... by ubuy

sunday may 11. i love my mommy.
 
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saturday may 10. calvin r the DEAD SOON. hes el stinko. he upgraded my kazaa lite and i didnt want him to and now im angry cuz im too lazy to get my old one back and deep down i know this one is probly better. im so angry. i dont understand why he thot this wouldnt ENRAGE me. if i tried to kill you for alphabetizing my buddy list, wouldnt you think twice before INSTALLING THINGS>!?!?!?!?!?! argh

thursday may 8, haha thespark can suck my balls

sunday may 4
ill probly update again tonite cuz i stayin up to go to skool. i been playin pool and stuff. i wana see american history x. i borrowed it fromc aley to copy. ok. im going now.

thursday may 1.
i hate the first of the month cuz i need to buy a new bus card. i came home early today and it sorta sucks cuz no one is online to talk to...... maybe ill go watch a movie

monday april 18. fixing the site.

im a lazy jew but today is tuesday 4- 15- 03 and i guess ill put this up, its pretty clipart

i made a new page, go look at it bish.
 
thursday april 03, 2003

DRACO THE MAN

today is monday march 24

forgot the date, day one
this is fishez site. i made it. all by myself. ian helped by lying on the floor asking if his movie was done dling and asking who signed on or off everytime aim made a sound. without his help, what you see here could be much much more coherent.