if imitation is the highest form of flattery,
i'm still an asshole for stealing other people's shit.

Don't waste your life.

[bennett]

Caution: Genius has been removed.

im a great fucking friend so at bennetts request, his penis has been removed from my lovely site.

see when i first saw bennetts peepee on cam, he was shy. he started with the sock. anyway. somehow, he lost that shyness, very quickly. hes what you call an exibitionist. which is where our story takes place. he has a piercing on his penis, but never got it pierced. its very deluxe. and evidently this is sorta common. wait, flashback, fightclub style. there are two ways to circumsize a penis. one way is jewish, with a moil. and u can only do it this way on babies. you grab the foreskin and pull it, then u clamp it, there will be extra skin that goes farther than the head of the penis. then you just cut that extra part off, and take off the clamp. thats the best way, in my humble opinion, no stitches, nothing. cant do it on adults cuz the first time they get an erection itll bust it open and it will never be able to heal. the 2nd way is how dr.s do it. they bust it out scalpel style and try to slice just thru the foreskin all around the side of the penis, below the head. now this doesnt work as well cuz if you fuck up, the dr has to suggest to your parents that they make you a girl and pretend nothing happened. so then they put in stitches at intervals around the penis, connect the skin below the head to the external shaft's skin. hard to explain. anyway. if the stitches are placed too far apart, it can heal in a sort of pocket. a tunnel. thru this tunnel, i have learned, you can shove a piercing. you cant tell right now, but im smiling.

 

oh btw, id like to take credit for this. bennett dint know what it was. he just likd jizzing it. i was like hey dude, buy some jewelry. hes like heh heh heh.


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