if imitation is the highest form of flattery,
i'm still an asshole for stealing other people's shit.

Don't waste your life.

[books]

to do:

35 cents
The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
jose marti's our america
meet the marks
Giraffes? Giraffes!
curious incident dog nighttime
The Color of Magic
Ender's Game and sequels
love in the time of cholera
Animal Farm, George Orwell
Jar Of Fools by Jason Lutes
A Thousand Splendid Suns
brave new world
"The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind" by Julian Jaynes
"The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins
"The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
Undermining Science: Suppression and Distortion in the Bush Administration by Seth Shulman
"Darkly Dreaming Dexter" by Jeff Lindsay
"learnability and cognition" by steven pinker 1989
DONNIE BRASCO, MY UNDERCOVER LIFE IN THE MAFIA
[The Second Official Handbook of Practical Jokes by Peter Van Der Linden ][illusions: the adventures of a reluctant mesiah (by richard bach)]
dracula
frankenstein
33 snowfish
diamond dogs
[the perks of being a wallflower]
hell house
shrinking man
[smoking, drinking, screwing]
cut
the sphere
grapes of wrath
[devil in massachusetts]
angela's ashes
lord of the flies
desert solitaire
lolita
the halloweiner
black sunday
[margaret haddix (anything by this author)]
[mary fasano autobiography]
a child called it
on the road
zodiac murders
synners
the bell jar
a clockwork orange
[Siddhartha, by Herman Hesse]
[The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.]
[headhunter by michael slade]
[thief of always by clive barker]
[three steps on the ladder of writing by helene cixous]
[to bury the dead by craig spector]
girl, interrupted
Get In The Van
[We Caught You Plotting Murder]
Mere Christianity
Lucky Man
Milk & Cheese
into thin air
into the wild
bush
the tribes of palos verdes
guns, germs and steel
The Icarus Hunt by Timothy Zhan
Rendevous with Rama by Aurthur C. Clark
Redemption Ark by Alastair Reynolds
tom sawyer
lord of light
nine princes in amber
shards of honor
cryptonomicon
[faerie tale by raymond feist]
[lord valentine's castle by robert silver-something]
devil on my back
philip pullman
piers anthony
amber
catch me if you can
"madness and civilization" by Foucault A Season In Hell Kama Sutra Anarchist's Cookbook
rising sun

authors:

douglas coupland: girlfriend in coma, Microserfs, Generation X, Shampoo Planet, Hey Nostradumus!, All Families Are Psychotic, jPod <br />

this section is now a list of authors i want to investigate, because that list is more useful to me than a list of the books i've read. if i can't remember that i've read it, perhaps it wasn't really worth reading. this has interesting implications for the people i've had romantic interactions with , yet cannot remember without looking at a list.


[authors]

jared diamond
edward abbey
richard matheson