[datamorph]

friday, september 21, 2007. 2:09am.

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wednesday, march 14, 2007. 10:54pm.

i'm ont he phone with datamorph, he's cleaning his room and he says "why did somebody write 'hobo' on this hard drive?... oh... 0904"

friday, october 27, 2006. 1:00am.

(12:58:08 AM) biSEXual virgin: How often do you feel the need to add to your wardrobe? More than twenty times a year.
Five to twenty times a year.
One to four times a year.
Less than once a year.
(12:58:14 AM) biSEXual virgin: i duno if lingerie is part of wardrobe
(12:58:55 AM) datamorph: haha
(12:58:58 AM) datamorph: assume no
(12:59:00 AM) biSEXual virgin: i'm going with yes
(12:59:01 AM) datamorph: or the answer will be distorted
(12:59:07 AM) biSEXual virgin: buying stuff is buying stuff
(12:59:11 AM) datamorph: yeah but like
(12:59:19 AM) biSEXual virgin: besides i usually wear lingerie outside
(12:59:23 AM) datamorph: wardrobe generally consists of stuff you wear outside the hou.. and i just realized this is completely invalid for you
(12:59:24 AM) datamorph: yeah
(12:59:25 AM) datamorph: exactly
(12:59:29 AM) biSEXual virgin: hahahaha
(12:59:30 AM) biSEXual virgin: <3
(12:59:35 AM) datamorph: :D <3

friday, september 20, 2006. 9:40pm.

and remember, time heals all wounds but hard liquor is faster.

sunday, september 10, 2006. 2:37am.

(02:34:42) datamorph: anal fisting
(02:34:45) biSEXual virgin: haha
(02:34:45) datamorph: *lubes up arm*
(02:34:48) biSEXual virgin: i could so do that
(02:34:49) datamorph: *lubes up shoulder
(02:34:58) biSEXual virgin: i'm so macho
(02:35:00) datamorph: i'm gonna make you talk like a puppet
(02:35:03) biSEXual virgin: hahahahhaha
(02:35:05) biSEXual virgin: hahahahahhahahahahhaha
(02:35:07) biSEXual virgin: HAHHAHAHHAHAH
(02:35:09) biSEXual virgin: dude
(02:35:13) biSEXual virgin: i'll make a gay man out of you yet
(02:35:15) datamorph: hahahaha

thursday, september 7, 2006. 11:35pm.

(23:33:05) biSEXual virgin: hehe
(23:33:26) biSEXual virgin: i still want to kick her
(23:33:30) biSEXual virgin: i don't like women on irc
(23:33:48) datamorph: hahaha
(23:33:51) biSEXual virgin: by the way
(23:33:54) datamorph: you're such a fucking misanthropist
(23:34:06) biSEXual virgin: if she does know an oper on fnet
(23:34:10) biSEXual virgin: i have somebody i want klined
(23:34:13) biSEXual virgin: and i'd love her forever
(23:34:21) datamorph: hahaha
(23:34:22) biSEXual virgin: and by forever i mean until about 15 seconds after i got my nick back
(23:34:27) datamorph: HAHAH
(23:34:32) datamorph: <3
(23:34:34) biSEXual virgin: <3

sunday, september 3, 2006. 11:32pm.

1: so youre getting drunk to go back and take more books at 11 at night.
2: well it's 1130 now
1: i love that that's the only thing you have to say to that statement.

thursday, august 26, 2006. 12:08pm.

wow, she's kinda cute... when you can't see her body...

thursday, august 24, 2006. 1:10am.

(01:08:13) biSEXual virgin: Comments About Me fishtez (19f) best canadian ever.
(01:08:14) biSEXual virgin: hahahaha
(01:08:16) biSEXual virgin: i'm so cool
(01:08:34) datamorph: <3
(01:08:37) biSEXual virgin: <3

wednesday, june 21, 2006. 12:51pm.

heart.

friday, may 26, 2006. 2:41pm.

datamorph (2:31:13 PM): i got a new deoderant
datamorph (2:31:15 PM): it smells pretty
datamorph (2:31:17 PM): outdoorsy and macho
datamorph (2:31:20 PM): LIKE A MAN SHOULD.
biSEXual virgin (2:31:32 PM): hehe
biSEXual virgin (2:31:40 PM): i'm waiting for my stupid perfume and body wash to run out
biSEXual virgin (2:31:43 PM): so i can buy axe
biSEXual virgin (2:31:46 PM): like a real man
datamorph (2:33:02 PM): haha
datamorph (2:33:04 PM): this is gilette
datamorph (2:33:35 PM): i like it because it's not anti-perspirent
biSEXual virgin (2:34:05 PM): so it makes you pretty and still sweaty
biSEXual virgin (2:34:09 PM): instead of dry and pretty
datamorph (2:34:16 PM): right
datamorph (2:34:21 PM): real men sweat.
biSEXual virgin (2:34:24 PM): hahhaha
biSEXual virgin (2:34:28 PM): they don't sweat roses though
biSEXual virgin (2:34:35 PM): you can't have your cake and eat it too