(9:37:45 PM) biSEXual virgin: so
(9:37:52 PM) biSEXual virgin: let me start at the beginning
(9:37:56 PM) Cupkike: Go.
(9:37:57 PM) biSEXual virgin: i went to smart and final with my mom
(9:38:01 PM) biSEXual virgin: she has a membership card
(9:38:07 PM) biSEXual virgin: i didnt know that smart and final sells alcohol
(9:38:08 PM) Cupkike: Ew.
(9:38:08 PM) biSEXual virgin: but they do
(9:38:11 PM) biSEXual virgin: and she paid for it
(9:38:13 PM) biSEXual virgin: so
(9:38:16 PM) Cupkike: uh oh.
(9:38:20 PM) biSEXual virgin: i was trying to explain to my friend
(9:38:23 PM) biSEXual virgin: why my back hurts
(9:38:27 PM) biSEXual virgin: and he wasnt understanding
(9:38:29 PM) biSEXual virgin: so i decided
(9:38:31 PM) biSEXual virgin: to draw a diagram
(9:38:39 PM) biSEXual virgin: you have some experience with my previous diagrams
(9:38:44 PM) Cupkike: mhm
(9:39:19 PM) Cupkike: and?
(9:39:32 PM) biSEXual virgin: (9:26:56 PM) biSEXual virgin: i think this is only funny to me
(9:26:58 PM) biSEXual virgin: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/goldfish/showerdiagram.jpg
(9:27:11 PM) biSEXual virgin: tell me when you are ready for me to explain
(9:27:18 PM) z0karma: ...
(9:27:20 PM) z0karma: uhm.
(9:27:25 PM) biSEXual virgin: if you will look at exhibit A
(9:27:29 PM) biSEXual virgin: you will notice my back is bent
(9:27:58 PM) biSEXual virgin: if you will direct your attention to exhbiit B
(9:28:03 PM) biSEXual virgin: you will notice i have blue hair
(9:28:10 PM) biSEXual virgin: exhibit c
(9:28:11 PM) biSEXual virgin: is a penis
(9:28:16 PM) biSEXual virgin: fin
(9:28:23 PM) z0karma: okay
(9:28:25 PM) z0karma: fish
(9:28:26 PM) z0karma: I love you
(9:28:27 PM) z0karma: but
(9:28:33 PM) z0karma: there's something WRONG with you
(9:28:36 PM) biSEXual virgin: no
(9:28:42 PM) z0karma: also
(9:28:48 PM) z0karma: your boyfriend's penis is not attached to his groin.
(9:29:05 PM) biSEXual virgin: sure it is
(9:29:34 PM) z0karma: not in exhibit C.
(9:40:31 PM) biSEXual virgin: i sent all of this to my boyfriend and he is talking to me on ventrilo and he was like "aww did i hurt you?"
(9:40:43 PM) Cupkike: lol
(9:40:49 PM) biSEXual virgin: hehehhee
(9:40:56 PM) Cupkike: i love that diagram.
(9:40:58 PM) biSEXual virgin: me too
(9:41:00 PM) biSEXual virgin: hahahhahahha
(9:41:10 PM) Cupkike: did it take a really long time?
(9:41:40 PM) biSEXual virgin: fifteen minutes
(9:41:59 PM) Cupkike: wow.

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(10:05:24 PM) Hybrid Syndrome: why is your back like bent in half? ouch
(10:05:33 PM) biSEXual virgin: see
(10:05:37 PM) biSEXual virgin: he's taller than i am
(10:05:39 PM) biSEXual virgin: and i'm short
(10:05:54 PM) biSEXual virgin: so
(10:05:57 PM) biSEXual virgin: for standing sex
(10:06:08 PM) Hybrid Syndrome: cant you just get a phone book?
(10:06:43 PM) Hybrid Syndrome: and maybe its just the diagram, but cant he bend his knees?
(10:07:54 PM) biSEXual virgin: he did
(10:08:02 PM) biSEXual virgin: i forgot that part in the diagram
(10:08:08 PM) Hybrid Syndrome: ah
(10:08:55 PM) biSEXual virgin: anyway for ease of penetration, i have to bend over as if to touch my toes, but then to keep from falling i have to bend my back again to hold onto the wall
(10:09:15 PM) Hybrid Syndrome: damn
(10:09:52 PM) biSEXual virgin: then there is pounding
(10:09:53 PM) biSEXual virgin: and like
(10:09:55 PM) biSEXual virgin: my back
(10:09:57 PM) biSEXual virgin: she's bent
(10:10:00 PM) biSEXual virgin: and then hurts