this is mostly paraphrased over from max's page because i am a lazy piece and if it's not baroque, don't fix it.

a while ago, i made a pic for myself, that i thought was pretty deluxe. it was a graph showing what i thought about. it was in my classic paint diagram style. i showed it to max a bit ago and he was like "zomg you gotta make it pimp." and he made something like this, but i forgot to save it and begged him to remake it, and he did:

here is my original, which i am still overly fond of:

long ago, i sent my original to zane, and he was like "isn't the bar for 'everything else' kind of large?" and i was like "no man, i really do think about everything else a whole lot, it's just that i think about sex even more." ah, to be young again.