[jeff]

thursday, december 20, 2007. 1:45pm.

havent you ever gotten poop on your hand?

well yeah...

well did you burn your hand?

...i wanted to

sunday, june 17, 2007. 12:17pm.

[00:03] fishcanhurtppl: jeff was saying he cant read any of this without his glasses
[00:03] fishcanhurtppl: so i stood up and walked back a few steps
[00:03] fishcanhurtppl: and was like yeah i can still read it
[00:03] fishcanhurtppl: and he was like "YEAH WELL FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO PICK UP SOMETHING OFF A REALLY HIGH SHELF NOW"
[00:04] datamorph: hahhahah
[00:04] datamorph: short ass fish
[00:04] fishcanhurtppl: hahahah
[00:04] fishcanhurtppl: he said your name properly
[00:04] datamorph: impressive.
[00:04] fishcanhurtppl: but he also was not pleased with your laughing at his pain
[00:04] fishcanhurtppl: and said to live in a real country
[00:04] datamorph: hahahha
[00:05] fishcanhurtppl: also i showed him your sister's tits
[00:05] datamorph: i hope he's not thinking the US is a real country
[00:05] datamorph:
[00:05] fishcanhurtppl: <3
[00:05] datamorph: tell him i said get a real government
[00:05] datamorph: haha

friday, may 25, 2007. 1:21am.

[22:00] Xirzec: FUCK YOU JUNE BUGS
[22:00] Xirzec: BONK
[22:00] Xirzec: BONK
[22:00] Xirzec: I HIT UR WINDOW
[22:00] Xirzec: BONK
[22:00] fishcanhurtppl: hhahha
[22:00] Xirzec: LIGHT INSIDE
[22:00] Xirzec: KEKEKE ^_^
[22:00] Xirzec: BONK
[22:00] fishcanhurtppl: hahaha
[22:00] fishcanhurtppl: <3

monday, march 19, 2007. 12:34am.

what do you like to eat, anyway? besides ice cream and cock.

wednesday, december 20, 2006. 12:59am.

me: ive never fucked anybody that... wait wait wait. let me think
jeff: i think you should think very carefully before you make any claims starting with "ive never fucked anybody that.."

wednesday, august 30, 2006. 12:16am.

oh yeah youre cool, you got married and nobody knew but you know what, you can kill yourself and nobody will know either

wednesday, august 30, 2006. 12:06am.

won't you have a ring?
no, that would give it away, DUH

tuesday, august 29, 2006. 11:57pm.

me: i duno, she just wandered away and didnt come back but she was old and shit and she would just lie there, so whatever, she was happy.

you: by the way, youre not allowed to give my eulogy.

sunday, july 9, 2006. 5:55pm.

fish's house of tantalizing delight

thursday, june 22, 2006. 1:10am.

for all of you who hated tripod, you can thank jeff.

wednesday, june 21, 2006. 12:53pm.

will never, ever be tan.

friday, may 26, 2006. 2:24pm.

so jeff has complained that he doesnt have a page on my site. the other day i was drunk and talking to him and he was like HELLO I AM GOING TO GO POOP. and i was liek sweet take a picture and he was like "heh i have no idea if you're being serious or not." well i was being serious. i really wanted him to send me a picture of his shit and then i would make him a page on my site and all it would have was a picture of his shit. i felt this was extremely clever, so i told dave and he said it wasn't very nice. i suppose it could have been taken in a negative way, but it would have been a compliment, had i done so. also i would like to note that as i was writing this i went to search logs to see what the exact conversation was, so i searched for "have to poop" which gave 6 results. "need to poop" gave one result. "to poo" gave 8 results. hello healthy bowels.