goldfish

if imitation is the highest form of flattery,
i'm still an asshole for stealing other people's shit.

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Don't waste your life.

[jovan]

monday, january 15, 2007. 1:04am.

i like that picture
yeah it is cool
it makes me want to be a lion in my next life
that's a tiger, dude
whatever, potato potahto

friday, october 20, 2006. 9:10pm.

me: man it's empty in here tonight
jovan: empty like your head
me: ...empty like your pants

i think i won.

saturday, september 23, 2006. 11:16pm.

(23:08:01) biSEXual virgin: i think he was flustered too, because he left without signing for my drop or my papaerwork
(23:08:05) biSEXual virgin: i had to make him come back to sign
(23:11:42) misterJojo19: hahahahahahha
(23:11:47) misterJojo19: he thinks ur easy
(23:11:51) misterJojo19: i think ur easy too

thursday, september 21, 2006. 10:16pm.

has a better car? im a great ride

Sport? vagina golf

friday, september 1, 2006. 11:41pm.

(23:04:26) misterJojo19: omg
(23:04:32) misterJojo19: promise u wont say a word
(23:04:35) biSEXual virgin: ok
(23:04:46) biSEXual virgin: i promise
(23:04:46) misterJojo19: said wants to bang you
(23:04:47) biSEXual virgin: whats up
(23:04:49) biSEXual virgin: WHAT
(23:04:51) biSEXual virgin: hahhahahahahahah
(23:04:53) biSEXual virgin: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
(23:04:54) biSEXual virgin: HAHAHAA
(23:04:56) biSEXual virgin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(23:04:57) misterJojo19: hahahahaha
(23:04:58) biSEXual virgin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(23:05:00) misterJojo19: :-D
(23:05:02) biSEXual virgin: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(23:05:03) biSEXual virgin: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(23:05:04) biSEXual virgin: hahahahaha
(23:05:07) biSEXual virgin: NICE
(23:05:12) misterJojo19: hilarious
(23:05:19) biSEXual virgin: i'm seriously laughing
(23:05:20) biSEXual virgin: out loud
(23:05:21) biSEXual virgin: a lot
(23:05:23) biSEXual virgin: oh man
(23:05:26) biSEXual virgin: that's fucking funny
(23:05:28) biSEXual virgin: i thought he hated me
(23:07:49) biSEXual virgin: did he tell you?
(23:11:19) misterJojo19: how come?
(23:11:46) biSEXual virgin: well you said he talks shit about people in spanish
(23:11:51) biSEXual virgin: so i assumed he was talking shit about me too
(23:11:53) biSEXual virgin: cause i'm slow
(23:11:58) misterJojo19: oh
(23:12:07) biSEXual virgin: did he tell you?
(23:12:10) misterJojo19: hahaha i never heard him say anything about u
(23:12:23) misterJojo19: until today when he said he thought u were pretty and
(23:12:27) misterJojo19: he liked u
(23:12:29) biSEXual virgin: hahahahha
(23:12:32) biSEXual virgin: hahahahahahha
(23:12:34) misterJojo19: then i said i think u have a bf
(23:12:48) misterJojo19: and he said he only wants to sex u
(23:13:06) misterJojo19: and asked me to put in a good word for him
(23:13:30) biSEXual virgin: hahahahahahha
(23:13:32) biSEXual virgin: ahahahahahahahahahaha
(23:14:14) biSEXual virgin: WELL I GUESS YOU PUT IN A GOOD WORD
(23:14:18) biSEXual virgin: or, you know, not
(23:14:45) misterJojo19: hahahahah
(23:15:03) misterJojo19: use him
(23:15:04) misterJojo19: badly
(23:15:26) biSEXual virgin: hahahahahhha
(23:15:28) biSEXual virgin: aHAHAHAHHAHAH
(23:15:51) biSEXual virgin: i love you
(23:17:00) misterJojo19: i love you too
(23:17:32) biSEXual virgin: hehe
(23:19:33) biSEXual virgin: oh god
(23:19:39) biSEXual virgin: i'm going to have to try not to laugh
(23:19:41) biSEXual virgin: when i see him
(23:19:42) biSEXual virgin: hahahahha
(23:19:47) biSEXual virgin: ive never talked to him
(23:19:47) biSEXual virgin: ever.
(23:19:59) biSEXual virgin: ive never even heard him speak english
(23:21:08) misterJojo19: hahahahaha
(23:21:12) misterJojo19: dont laugh at him
(23:21:18) misterJojo19: he'll know i told you
(23:21:24) misterJojo19: and never bag for me again
(23:21:51) biSEXual virgin: hahahahahaa
(23:21:54) biSEXual virgin: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
(23:21:55) biSEXual virgin: AHAHAHHAHAHA

wednesday, july 5, 2006. 7:02pm.

misterJojo19 (6:59:02 PM): 2morrow is ur bday
misterJojo19 (6:59:09 PM): and i dont care what u say
misterJojo19 (6:59:12 PM): im excited about it
misterJojo19 (6:59:18 PM): and i want to eat cake with you

thursday, august 26, 2004. 12:38pm.

damn... i'm such a fucking pimp. jovan and i made a cake for his birthday, yesterday. we're like... uber.

happy birthday jew