|
[my musings on the inception of pornography] the following is a conversation which took place on june fifth, 2004 and was
added to this site at approximately 5:21pm.
biSEXual virgin (5:13:15 PM): i wonder who invented porn
HitWithABrick (5:13:27 PM): A really horney guy?
biSEXual virgin (5:13:33 PM): i mean were some villagers just sitting around freezing their asses off and theyr like hey we should watch eachother fuck
biSEXual virgin (5:13:46 PM): i mean u know the romans were doing it
biSEXual virgin (5:13:50 PM): i mean they were doing everything
HitWithABrick (5:13:55 PM): :-P
biSEXual virgin (5:13:59 PM): senators were banging young boys
biSEXual virgin (5:14:03 PM): they had to have porn
biSEXual virgin (5:14:09 PM): no, im wrong
biSEXual virgin (5:14:11 PM): they ddint have porn
biSEXual virgin (5:14:17 PM): because they dint have recording devices
biSEXual virgin (5:14:20 PM): they just had orgies
biSEXual virgin (5:14:32 PM): which is like porn
biSEXual virgin (5:14:37 PM): its like being IN porn
HitWithABrick (5:14:51 PM): lol
HitWithABrick (5:14:55 PM): Sounds good to me.
biSEXual virgin (5:15:12 PM): i bet if i were in an orgy, id think about it later while i was killing kittens
biSEXual virgin (5:15:19 PM): so its like ur memory works like porn
HitWithABrick (5:15:32 PM): Haha/
biSEXual virgin (5:15:32 PM): so u go out and partake in weird sex, then u can sit around and replay it in ur head at any time
biSEXual virgin (5:15:37 PM): PORNOGRAPHY IS BORN!
monday, september 17, 2007. 10:45pm.
(10:42:03 PM) the real zane: nah
(10:42:08 PM) the real zane: the romans had porn
(10:42:19 PM) the real zane: they had to etch it in to pottery though
(10:42:26 PM) the real zane: which really puts a 56kbps modem in perspective
|
