[SumThing]

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[20:23:15] <SumThing> melty_bunny: can I chat with a girl who is 18?
[20:23:22] <SumThing> by chat, I mean date
[20:23:32] <Parable> SumThing: 18 is legal
[20:23:42] <melty_bunny> yes sumthing, provided you are confident.
[20:23:45] <SumThing> that's not what I asked :P
[20:23:59] <SumThing> so it's cool, melty_bunny?
[20:24:12] <melty_bunny> are you confident?
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[20:58:59] * SumThing pokes LadyGodiva
[20:59:11] <LadyGodiva> hey
[21:00:29] * SumThing is listening to Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again
[21:00:44] <melty_bunny> hows your date, sumthing?
[21:02:48] <SumThing> hmm
[21:03:03] <SumThing> hmm
[21:03:52] <SumThing> a girl keeps a spreadsheet of everyone she's done anything sexual with
[21:04:39] * SumThing shakes the magic 8 ball
[21:05:25] <SumThing> what to do...
[21:06:12] <SumThing> figures. This girl is much more sex-experienced
[21:06:48] * SumThing ponders
[21:10:07] <Paralis> SumThing: who's more sex-experienced? the blue-haired kid?
[21:10:40] <SumThing> Paralis:waaaaay more sex experienced, according to ok cupid. Also, she has a spreadsheet of everyone she's done anything sexualwith
[21:10:54] <LadyGodiva> o.O
[21:10:55] <LadyGodiva> who is this?
[21:10:57] <Jetta> so, go get yourself on the list
[21:11:14] <Paralis> can we see this spreadsheet?
[21:11:15] <mat> a spreadsheet? O_o
[21:11:18] <SumThing> LadyGodiva: an 18 year old woman who wooed me on ok cupid
[21:11:26] <LadyGodiva> O.O
[21:11:30] <Searchy> SumThing you should ask her for a copy of the spreadhseet
[21:11:33] <mat> 18 isn't a woman
[21:11:35] <mat> she's a girl
[21:11:38] <Jetta> yep, most 18 year olds are more experienced than you
[21:11:44] <LadyGodiva> stick it in her, but wear a tarp when you do. D:
[21:12:13] <Searchy> so you can come up with something you can do for her thats different
[21:12:13] <Edgar_Alan_Pooh> 18 is not a girl
[21:12:13] <melty_bunny> maybe it's a small spreadsheet...
[21:12:13] <PhysicsGuy> yeah fist her or something
[21:12:13] <PhysicsGuy> with your knee
[21:12:14] <hueblur> women aren't women until 25. This is widely regarded as fact.
[21:12:15] <SumThing> Jetta: but waaaaay more sex experienced implied double-digit partners
[21:12:18] <Searchy> donkey punch
[21:12:22] <PhysicsGuy> hueblur, sometimes its 24
[21:12:26] <Jetta> SumThing, and?
[21:12:28] <Edgar_Alan_Pooh> ?
[21:12:38] <hueblur> Physics guy, but only if she is also a dork who has no idea she is gorgeous.
[21:12:48] <SumThing> I'm talking myself out of this, I think
[21:12:54] <Jetta> dude, do it
[21:12:55] <PhysicsGuy> hueblur, those are the best
[21:12:57] <SumThing> LadyGodiva: so should I talk to this woman?
[21:13:02] <Jetta> just dont forget the raincoat
[21:13:08] <Searchy> so what if you've had double digit partners . what if they all sucked in bed ?
[21:13:08] <hueblur> SumThing: you want your peepee to be happy and strong for many years.
[21:13:18] <PhysicsGuy> sumthing, stop going chasing amy over this
[21:13:22] <LadyGodiva> I think I'd prefer it if you dated someone sane, but it sounds like a fun ride. :o
[21:13:24] <Searchy> just means she's fucked more than you .. doesn't mean it was quality sex
[21:13:29] <PhysicsGuy> she's probably done 3 guys at once
[21:13:32] <PhysicsGuy> but she hasn't done you
[21:13:35] <LadyGodiva> more fun for everyone else though, probably.
[21:13:36] <SumThing> she could be plenty sane, LadyGodiva!
[21:13:42] <Jetta> she isnt
[21:13:47] <Jetta> just fuck her
[21:13:48] <Searchy> PhysicsGuy he's done 3 guys so it doesn't matter
[21:13:50] <Jetta> your entire life will change
[21:13:52] * LadyGodiva sings "you've had a lot of dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine"
[21:13:59] <mat> rol
[21:14:04] <SumThing> my entire life will change if I have sex with this woman?
[21:14:07] <hueblur> yeah
[21:14:11] <Jetta> yes
[21:14:15] <hueblur> you'll become the antivisi
[21:14:16] <Searchy> maybe
[21:14:24] <Jetta> how old are you?
[21:14:24] <Searchy> you won't be a virgin anymore
[21:14:29] <SumThing> 23
[21:14:35] <Searchy> or wait are you a virgin ?
[21:14:39] <hueblur> :o
[21:14:40] <SumThing> yes
[21:14:41] <PhysicsGuy> sumthing, just sex her to piss off your grandmother
[21:14:42] <hueblur> BABY!
[21:14:43] <LadyGodiva> !top10
[21:14:44] * Joins: Visigothan (~Visigotha@dsl081-035-238.lax1.dsl.speakeasy.net)
[21:14:44] <Willow> Top10(words): 1. mat(188685) 2. Searchy(157032) 3. RatStomper(155145) 4. Jen(122470) 5. marshall(115480) 6. Interlude(99441) 7. lyric911(97469) 8. noodle(92071) 9. Wraith(88990) 10. Visigothan(86591)
[21:14:45] <Jetta> yes, your life will change
[21:14:49] <hueblur> man
[21:14:51] <hueblur> yeah
[21:14:56] <hueblur> you want your first to give you a wilde ride.
[21:14:57] <SumThing> PhysicsGuy: oddly enough, my grandmother doesn't care about that
[21:15:12] * LadyGodiva sets mode: +o Visigothan
[21:15:12] <melty_bunny> why's that?
[21:15:12] <Searchy> time to go get the willy wet .. well in a raincoat
[21:15:12] <Jetta> even if the sex is bad, just dont get any weird diseases
[21:15:20] <hueblur> wrap your rascal.
[21:15:31] <hueblur> double.
[21:15:36] <hueblur> with her, sounds like double.
[21:15:37] <SumThing> she probably has genital warts
[21:15:40] <hueblur> gah
[21:15:45] <Jetta> nah
[21:15:48] <hueblur> it is probable she has something.
[21:15:56] <Searchy> and take a shower when you get home
[21:16:03] <Thallium> Her warts have AIDS.
[21:16:04] <hueblur> scrub down.
[21:16:06] <Searchy> and scrub your peepee till it's raw
[21:16:09] <hueblur> do you have any steel wool?
[21:16:13] <hueblur> yeah
[21:16:13] <LadyGodiva> SumThing: Isn't there a sane girl out there somewhere that you could sex up?
[21:16:13] <hueblur> just the first layer
[21:16:15] <hueblur> that's all.
[21:16:18] <SmokeandWhisky> like from a butt
[21:16:19] <hueblur> don't get over zealous.
[21:16:20] <Searchy> exfoliate
[21:16:25] <PhysicsGuy> ok, time to sleep
[21:16:27] <Jetta> he
[21:16:28] <Jetta> heh
[21:16:48] <SumThing> sane girls never reply to me, LadyGodiva
[21:17:04] <LadyGodiva> dammit
[21:17:26] <hueblur> SumThing: that's not an indictment, really. there aren't many sane women.
[21:18:07] <Thallium> Fuck her until she stops moving.
[21:18:33] * SumThing ponders
[21:20:36] <SumThing> God.Fucking.Damnit
[21:20:43] <SumThing> I have to write this fucking girl off
[21:20:52] <Paralis> you don't have to, but you probably should.
[21:20:55] <Searchy> SumThing you pansy ass
[21:21:14] <SumThing> her website has numerous pics of penises on it
[21:21:21] <Paralis> how numerous?
[21:21:29] <SumThing> 15+
[21:21:29] <Searchy> are they bigger than yours ?
[21:21:33] <Paralis> and what kinda pics?
[21:21:45] <Paralis> and is the site well-designed?
[21:21:46] <Searchy> if they're not bigger than yours you should go hit it
[21:22:04] <LadyGodiva> Jesus Christ.
[21:22:04] <SumThing> webcam pics with some interweb name on them
[21:22:09] <Paralis> If they are bigger than yours, you should hit it like you've got something to prove.
[21:22:10] <SumThing> different people
[21:22:59] <SumThing> I suspect she gets guys to take these pics for her
[21:23:10] <SmokeandWhisky> so should go fuck all of the guys who have penis pics on there to prove a point
[21:23:19] <SmokeandWhisky> what, I do not know
[21:23:38] <SmokeandWhisky> but after you should come back and we can make fun of you
[21:23:51] <SumThing> she could just really like penis
[21:24:16] <Paralis> there are worse hobbies for a girl to have.
[21:24:38] <Edgar_Alan_Pooh> pics of severed penises
[21:24:46] <SmokeandWhisky> no EAP
[21:25:02] <SmokeandWhisky> puit your kleenex away
[21:25:07] <Edgar_Alan_Pooh> aw
[21:26:32] <SumThing> goddamnit
[21:26:48] * SumThing pokes LadyGodiva
[21:27:00] <LadyGodiva> yes dear?
[21:27:13] <LadyGodiva> Sorry, reading 36 pages of outraged medical workers.
[21:27:32] <LadyGodiva> But yeah, I gotta veto Miss Penis Gallery.
[21:28:00] <LadyGodiva> Unless they're all uglier/smaller than yours, in which case it can be your portfolio for future years. >:D
[21:28:19] <Paralis> maybe SumThing wants to be an informal penis model?
[21:28:30] <SmokeandWhisky> I'm a sock model
[21:28:38] <SmokeandWhisky> the catch is that you put it on your dick
[21:28:43] * Edgar_Alan_Pooh is a condom model
[21:28:44] <SmokeandWhisky> and then take a pic
[21:28:45] <Nexus> You wear socks on your penis?
[21:28:49] <SmokeandWhisky> yes
[21:28:57] <SmokeandWhisky> lots of them
[21:28:57] <Edgar_Alan_Pooh> who doesn't?
[21:29:12] <Nexus> -sulu- Oh My!
[21:29:15] <SmokeandWhisky> obviously Nexis
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[22:14:26] <SumThing> D:
[22:18:45] * nopetting_bunny pets sumthing
[22:19:43] <SumThing> I dunno. Maybe I'm being too hard on this girl
[22:22:55] <SumThing> why do I talk myself out of everything?
[22:24:39] <nopetting_bunny> why?
[22:24:46] <SumThing> who is goldfish?
[22:24:48] <nopetting_bunny> you should try it.
[22:24:50] <nopetting_bunny> what's the worse tht could happen?
[22:24:57] * nopetting_bunny sets mode: +oo Gnostic goldfish
[22:25:19] <SumThing> she breaks my heart, and then she puts a picture of my penis on the internet?
[22:25:37] <nopetting_bunny> that doesn't sound so bad.
[22:29:38] <SumThing> hmm
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[23:15:34] <SumThing> I think I'm going to email this woman
[23:15:55] <Paralis> no matter how many penises she has on her webpage, she's not a woman.

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