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wednesday, december 27, 2006. 6:36pm.

(6:31:34 PM) swansonized: i can't wait to go on a beer run
(6:31:48 PM) swansonized: the first beer run of the year shall be magical
(6:31:53 PM) biSEXual virgin: ...
(6:31:56 PM) biSEXual virgin: wtf is a beer run
(6:32:01 PM) swansonized: a fucking trip to go buy beer
(6:32:03 PM) biSEXual virgin: you mean you go and buy beer?
(6:32:07 PM) biSEXual virgin: why the fuck is it a magical thing
(6:32:11 PM) biSEXual virgin: that needs a special name
(6:32:14 PM) swansonized: because i'll do like
(6:32:17 PM) swansonized: a huge beer buy
(6:32:20 PM) swansonized: on the 4th
(6:32:32 PM) swansonized: although i still have like 20 from last quarter
(6:32:38 PM) biSEXual virgin: things like this make me glad i'm not in college
(6:32:39 PM) swansonized: i'll have to buy maybe 80 more
(6:32:39 PM) swansonized: stock up!
(6:32:44 PM) swansonized: wtf
(6:32:48 PM) biSEXual virgin: it's silly
(6:32:51 PM) swansonized: it's also known as a booze cruise
(6:32:57 PM) biSEXual virgin: youre making it worse
(6:32:58 PM) biSEXual virgin: stop it
(6:33:15 PM) biSEXual virgin: can't you just say "HEY I'M GOING TO THE STORE, BRB"
(6:33:24 PM) swansonized: no
(6:33:27 PM) biSEXual virgin: :(
(6:33:31 PM) biSEXual virgin: that makes me sad
(6:33:31 PM) swansonized: that implies you're going to get milk
(6:33:36 PM) biSEXual virgin: no it doesnt
(6:33:38 PM) biSEXual virgin: not at all
(6:33:42 PM) swansonized: a beer run is just beer and liquor
(6:33:45 PM) biSEXual virgin: if people know your character
(6:33:48 PM) biSEXual virgin: they know what youre buying
(6:33:51 PM) biSEXual virgin: so honestly
(6:33:51 PM) swansonized: shrug
(6:33:57 PM) biSEXual virgin: if i said hey swanson i'm going to the store brb
(6:34:02 PM) biSEXual virgin: WOULD YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO BUY MILK?
(6:34:03 PM) biSEXual virgin: no
(6:34:10 PM) biSEXual virgin: you would think i was going to buy crack cocaine and strippers
(6:34:12 PM) swansonized: you'd probably buy spam
(6:34:14 PM) biSEXual virgin: because that's how i roll
(6:34:16 PM) swansonized: haha
(6:34:25 PM) swansonized: we can't all be as notorious as you are
(6:34:28 PM) biSEXual virgin: hehe
(6:34:29 PM) biSEXual virgin: <3

saturday, may 27, 2006. 1:01pm.

swansonized: some chick a bit earlier said that spanish was going to become a dominant language in the world, to rival english etc
swansonized: and i'm just like
swansonized: BITCH PLEASE
biSEXual virgin: haha
swansonized: those impressive spanish-speaking economies are sure going to spread the language!
swansonized: and spanish isn't even useful in california
swansonized: you can get your fast food order right, oh my

swansonized (10:40:41 PM): wtf
swansonized (10:40:46 PM): australia not only has the most dangerous spider
swansonized (10:40:49 PM): but the most dangerous snake
swansonized (10:40:57 PM): 100% mortality rate without anti venom
biSEXual virgin (10:41:05 PM): hahahha
swansonized (10:41:08 PM): but like
swansonized (10:41:10 PM): it never kills ppl
swansonized (10:41:14 PM): cause there are very few and no one lives there
biSEXual virgin (10:41:16 PM): are you reading national geographic or something
swansonized (10:41:26 PM): googling for most dangerous ___
swansonized (10:41:36 PM): so i can find out where i'm never travelling
biSEXual virgin (10:41:36 PM): nice
swansonized (10:41:37 PM): hehe
swansonized (10:41:47 PM): fuck australia
swansonized (11:01:22 PM): south america and australia aren't on my travel lists
swansonized (11:01:24 PM): cept maybe peru
biSEXual virgin (11:02:15 PM): heh
swansonized (11:02:24 PM): i hate insects
swansonized (11:02:26 PM): and snakes
swansonized (11:02:36 PM): and scorpions and spiders and anything that will touch or bite me
swansonized (11:02:45 PM): unless they have big tits
biSEXual virgin (11:03:12 PM): hahaha
biSEXual virgin (11:03:14 PM): excellent
swansonized (11:03:30 PM): but not if they are named fish
swansonized (11:03:51 PM): your tits won't save you
swansonized (11:03:55 PM): hehehe
biSEXual virgin (11:03:59 PM): hahahha

swansonized: jewaholic
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
swansonized: the three jews
swansonized: the jew and i
swansonized: king jew
biSEXual virgin: i r teh jew king
swansonized: beauty and the jew
biSEXual virgin: hehehehhe
swansonized: jew club
biSEXual virgin: hhhehehheheh
biSEXual virgin: slc jew
swansonized: american jew
biSEXual virgin: scar jew
swansonized: the jew of baghdad
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
swansonized: that one actually fits the real title ^_^
biSEXual virgin: true
biSEXual virgin: ehehehe
swansonized: die jew
swansonized: haha
biSEXual virgin: lol
swansonized: the jewfather
biSEXual virgin: nice
swansonized: grumpy old jews
swansonized: jewface
biSEXual virgin: jews of the caribbean
swansonized: nice
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
biSEXual virgin: jewfantasy
biSEXual virgin: moulin jew
biSEXual virgin: requiem for a jew
biSEXual virgin: jew's advocate
biSEXual virgin: death becomes jew
biSEXual virgin: dead jews
biSEXual virgin: jew pi
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
swansonized: jew report
biSEXual virgin: jew identity
biSEXual virgin: driving miss jew
biSEXual virgin: hot jew
biSEXual virgin: edward jewhands
biSEXual virgin: till jew voices wake us
biSEXual virgin: a jew called wanda
biSEXual virgin: training jew
swansonized: nice
biSEXual virgin: american jew x
swansonized: passenger jew
biSEXual virgin: jersey jew
swansonized: jew world
biSEXual virgin: jew fever
biSEXual virgin: hehehehhehe
swansonized: jew dancing
biSEXual virgin: city by the jew
swansonized: jew hard with a vengeance
biSEXual virgin: jew now
biSEXual virgin: one flew over the jew's nest
swansonized: jew another day
biSEXual virgin: hehehhehe
biSEXual virgin: driving miss jew
biSEXual virgin: stand by jew
swansonized: lost in jew
biSEXual virgin: jew vs jew
biSEXual virgin: jew space
swansonized: jew combat
biSEXual virgin: jewspotting
swansonized: jewmageddon
swansonized: invasion of the jews
biSEXual virgin: jewtrap
swansonized: the jew and i
biSEXual virgin: interview with a jew
swansonized: the jew killers
biSEXual virgin: silence of the jews
biSEXual virgin: hahahhahaha
biSEXual virgin: the italian jew
swansonized: the desert jew
swansonized: nice
swansonized: the passion of the jew
biSEXual virgin: better jew tomaroow
biSEXual virgin: xjew
biSEXual virgin: jewfish
swansonized: xjew 2, jews united
biSEXual virgin: dr jewlove
swansonized: jewheart
biSEXual virgin: fear and jewing in las vegas
biSEXual virgin: its a wonderful jew
biSEXual virgin: the bad jew
swansonized: jews
biSEXual virgin: jew, interrupted
biSEXual virgin: pump up the jew
biSEXual virgin: ninth jew
swansonized: conan the jew
biSEXual virgin: jackie jew
biSEXual virgin: twelfth jew
biSEXual virgin: robin hood: jew in tights
biSEXual virgin: welcome to the jewhouse
biSEXual virgin: dangerous lives of jew boys
biSEXual virgin: the jewboy
biSEXual virgin: the jew singer
biSEXual virgin: rocky horror jew show
biSEXual virgin: reservior jews
biSEXual virgin: the jewsider
biSEXual virgin: all about jew
biSEXual virgin: jew anything
biSEXual virgin: jew got fingered
biSEXual virgin: freddy for jewed
biSEXual virgin: cook hand jew
biSEXual virgin: dirty jew
biSEXual virgin: jew impact
biSEXual virgin: jewz in da hood
biSEXual virgin: jewing las vegas
biSEXual virgin: jewhog day
biSEXual virgin: jew life
biSEXual virgin: rules of jewtraction
biSEXual virgin: one hour jew
biSEXual virgin: lost jews
biSEXual virgin: punch drunk jew
biSEXual virgin: way of the jew
biSEXual virgin: meet the jews
biSEXual virgin: the jew hunt
biSEXual virgin: hahahahhaha
swansonized: damn
biSEXual virgin: jewbooth
swansonized: jew the dog
biSEXual virgin: ARMY OF JEWS
swansonized: the jew of the rings
biSEXual virgin: HEHEHE
biSEXual virgin: the jew point
swansonized: night of the living jews
swansonized: dawn of the jews
swansonized: walking jew
biSEXual virgin: jew times at ridgemont high
biSEXual virgin: jew goldmine
biSEXual virgin: pieces of jew
swansonized: jewrats
biSEXual virgin: jew man
swansonized: jew vacation
biSEXual virgin: last temptation of jew
biSEXual virgin: untamed jew
biSEXual virgin: murder by jew
biSEXual virgin: the replacement jews
swansonized: the unjewables
swansonized: haha
biSEXual virgin: hehehe
swansonized: jew must die
biSEXual virgin: last jew
biSEXual virgin: jewed
swansonized: band of jews
swansonized: jewing private ryan
biSEXual virgin: jew drive
swansonized: indiana jones and the temple of jews
biSEXual virgin: frankenjew
biSEXual virgin: jew psycho
biSEXual virgin: jewstreet
swansonized: indiana jones and the last pogrom
biSEXual virgin: what jews may come
biSEXual virgin: my left jew
biSEXual virgin: the killing jews
swansonized: the seajew
biSEXual virgin: jew in the grass
swansonized: moby jew
biSEXual virgin: jew life
swansonized: twelve angry jews
biSEXual virgin: party jew
swansonized: can't hardly jew
biSEXual virgin: jew act
swansonized: harry potter and the chamber of jews
swansonized: harry potter and the jews stone
biSEXual virgin: hehhehe
swansonized: enough
swansonized: quote time
biSEXual virgin: im just saving the whole thng
swansonized: quote it all
swansonized: entire thing for a quote
biSEXual virgin: too long
biSEXual virgin: wont fit
swansonized: well
swansonized: use parts where we're both saying lots of jewisms
biSEXual virgin: yea
biSEXual virgin: im saving the whole convo tho

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