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dislove

god damn list of people i like, cause theyre cluttering up the other bit:

al pacino;
jack nicholson in 'one flew over the cuckoos nest';
anthony hopkins as 'hannibal lector';
edward norton in 'american history x';
johnny depp;
Ewan McGregor;
Jonny Lee Miller;
chris tucker;
cary elwes;
don cheadle;
wes bentley;
matthew lillard;
brad pitt;
jason mewes;
jason lee;
samuel l. jackson;
mark ruffalo;
michael rosenbaum;
michael pitt;
Miriam Shor(as a man);
Calvin Broadus;
helena bonham carter;
Laurence Mason;
tupac shakur;
Joseph Gordon-Levitt;
kevin spacey;
dylan mcdermott;
seth green.

i'm just like you, only i'm interesting and my life isn't devoid of meaning.
http://www.narcissisticgoldfish.com

Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic.- Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Morality is herd instinct in the individual. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing is just satire.

if imitation is the highest form of flattery, i'm still an asshole for stealing other people's shit.

My self-summary
this bit was written when i was 14 or 15, but i still like the way it reads.

I have an anger problem. I should get help for it, but i'm lazy. I have a lazy problem. I'd make myself stop being lazy, but I have a self discipline problem. Everyone has tried to help me with that, but I don't think they can and they haven't. which is good, can't have people going around proving my theories wrong, now can i? I have a stubborn problem. Well it's not the problem that's stubborn, it's me... I suppose the problem is a bit stubborn too. I have an insight problem, but I also have a lying problem, which brings me back to my insight problem. You see, I lied, I don't have an insight problem, unless having keen insight is a problem, and it can be. See, I spend so much time figuring myself and my problems out, that once I know what that problem is, I don't want to worry over fixing it. In my mind, it's not a problem anymore. It's something i've checked off my urgent list. I need to focus on realizing a new problem. And so on and so forth. I suppose when I have figured and realized all my problems, I can go back and start fixing a few. And then I'll be perfect. Won't that be fun.

What I'm doing with my life
I'm doing a lot with my life, such as emphasizing words on dating site profiles with italics.

I'm really good at
i like helping people. i'm quite good at entertaining myself. i can be an excellent friend. i'm very good at cutting people off completely.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(books)http://www.narcissisticgoldfish.com/books.html

(movies)http://www.narcissisticgoldfish.com/movies.html

(music)http://www.narcissisticgoldfish.com/music.html

(foods)sour cream.

The six things I could never do without
medication; companionship; water; encyclopaedias.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
myself.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
i save pictures of women that are beautifully interesting, so when i have reconstructive surgery, i can combine them all into a being that oozes sex, like kelly lebrock in weird science. i also save pictures of men, in case i wake up with a dick tomorrow; always be prepared. part of my motivation to collect these pictures is that i'm worried that otherwise someone will ask me what i like and i won't be able to explain it. i keep examples at the ready.

i respect other people's privacy and i expect people to respect my privacy, even if it seems like i don't have much of it. i'm not eloquent enough to say something chillingly honest here, so i add things as they come up. i will answer almost any question honestly, but i don't volunteer information easily. i'm lying when i say i don't have any inhibitions; i do, they're just not the same that most people have. i have learned that people who are very open usually have nothing worth hiding, so it isn't openness out of bravery, but simply convenience; and that when people have no friends, there is usually a very good reason. i have one inverted nipple; and when i masturbate i usually think about lesbians, but i hate women. it really upsets me that i no longer remember how to properly use a semicolon without doubt. a physical therapist has told me that i'm double-jointed. i don't know what size shoes i wear. i habitually deface money, much to my own amusement. i love the new nickels because instead of a profile, jefferson is facing us, which makes it much easier to draw a smilie face on him with a marker. i keep a spreadsheet listing the people i've done sexual things with. i have trouble brushing my teeth if i'm not watching myself in the mirror at the same time. i wear ill-fitting clothes and don't regularly comb my hair. i say, "ow" even when it didn't hurt and no one is around to hear me, this leads to people feeling really bad when we bump elbows walking down a hall. i've noticed my lips are usually slightly chapped, but i like the way it looks. i generally don't get along well with people who use drugs recreationally, unless they never use them as an excuse for being stupid, ignorant, or inconsiderate.

i really love being asked questions. i like talking about myself. i also enjoy reflective surfaces more than is proper. walking by mirrored buildings or especially reflective windows, i worry i might walk into the street because i'm so busy looking at myself and how i look while i move. you can't really tell that sort of thing in your bathroom mirror - narcissism based on extreme self-curiosity, rather than extreme self-love. i spend a fair amount of time looking at my own profile. i spend a lot of time thinking about a lot of things that shouldn't be so important to me and thinking about why they are so important and why I have nothing to say anymore, even when I have so much to think; maybe there was just nobody to say it to. i think the idea of being collared is extremely intimate and romantic, but also very serious to me; i know exactly what collar i want. i don't want children, and you shouldn't either. i can dish out more criticism than i can take. i feel very badly when i think i've hurt someone, especially via criticism. i'm almost as uncomfortable giving serious compliments as i am receiving them. i cut people off in conversation by talking over them, but i'm trying very hard to stop that. i'm uncomfortable calling most people by their name. i take scoldings to heart.

i came to the internet to meet people who sit on the internet all day - not some asshole who goes online to check his email and then goes back to rock climbing; i doubt i could maintain something fulfilling with someone who spent less than a few contiguous hours online each day, and i would much prefer it if they spent the majority of their free time online, in one way or another. when i say 'online', i mean on some sort of instant messaging network, i don't like unnecessary delay between replies. despite the importance of this, i still want someone who will go camping with me, or skydiving or walk around in the rain or go to the beach or throw snowballs or explore god-damn-caves or go geocaching or paintballing or fishing or go to amusement parks or get into urban exploration or whatever. i take a childlike joy in things, and i think all of these activities have the capacity to be very romantic. i can't maintain written contact with most people who don't use proper spelling and grammar and at least some semblance of punctuation. lately, i tend to hit the enter key instead of using simple punctuation, and that disappoints me.

i want someone who thinks that it would be quite something to know me, in private life.

You should message me if
you joined this site in order to tell me all about the girth, length, weight, texture, previous experience, current color, core temperature, velocity, and hairiness/lack thereof of your throbbing monster cock, as well as the amount of damage it can do to my eager young vagina. please message me if you are twice my age and have no pictures and an incomplete profile and are "married but looking" and would like to inform me on the aforementioned criteria.